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2 years ago

There's a new sheriff in town

There's A New Sheriff In Town

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2 years ago
Plymouth GranFury

Plymouth GranFury


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10 months ago

Under the mistletoe

Hank: No lips, so they won't kiss you. You can kiss them on their jaw or teeth though. Will expect it anytime either of you walk under it.

Doc: Grumbles about it, but will take his mask off and kiss your cheek. Nothing more. He won't do it again.

Deimos: Yes please, he'll go full on pulling you into a romantic dip and all. He's going to try push his tongue in your mouth. He will be camping under it for you or San to walk under it again.

Sanford: Intense blushing, but will give you a chaste kiss on the lips. PDA isn't his strongest suit. He will do it again if you or Dei are under it.

Tricky: He's gonna shove his tongue in your throat 100% He's gonna stand there all night and demand another kiss when you're in the room.

Hofnarr: A polite yet sweet kiss, bright pink cheeks all the while. He'll happily do it again.

Jeb: He'll roll his eyes but there's a playfulness to it. He'll kiss your hand, forehead, or cheek. Might do it one or two more times, but no more.

Crackpot: No kiss. The mask stays ON.

Sheriff: please please please (he's down bad) He'll kiss you as many times as you'll let him.

Auditor: No. He'll burn the damn thing.

Torture: Your face is tiny compared to his lips, you're gonna be covered in slobber if you try.

Phobos: A piece of greenery telling a God what to do?? Pathetic. He didn't say you could leave, come back here and kiss your God, mortal.

Chopper Dave: Orite love, why not eh? Tis the season. He tastes strongly of whiskey.

Q Bert: Aye go on then, but only once, alright?

Bossman: Why? He will once, but he'll keep asking why.

Skinner: Of course! As many kisses for his favourite little patient.

Church: Bet you did this on purpose, didn't you? He's going to keep you under the mistletoe all night.

Jorge: Of course you did it on purpose. These two are going to fight over you, both jealous when you kiss the other.

Gestalt: What.

(Feel free to comment anyone I missed/you want added and I'll add em.)


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2 years ago
BlehMaybe One Day I'll Do Something Cooler Than A Stationary BackgroundIt's 3 Am I'm Going To Bed Woosh
BlehMaybe One Day I'll Do Something Cooler Than A Stationary BackgroundIt's 3 Am I'm Going To Bed Woosh
BlehMaybe One Day I'll Do Something Cooler Than A Stationary BackgroundIt's 3 Am I'm Going To Bed Woosh
BlehMaybe One Day I'll Do Something Cooler Than A Stationary BackgroundIt's 3 Am I'm Going To Bed Woosh
BlehMaybe One Day I'll Do Something Cooler Than A Stationary BackgroundIt's 3 Am I'm Going To Bed Woosh
BlehMaybe One Day I'll Do Something Cooler Than A Stationary BackgroundIt's 3 Am I'm Going To Bed Woosh
BlehMaybe One Day I'll Do Something Cooler Than A Stationary BackgroundIt's 3 Am I'm Going To Bed Woosh

Bleh Maybe one day I'll do something cooler than a stationary background It's 3 am I'm going to bed woosh


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1 year ago

Hahaha πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜† @rollingwheels that's again and remember I'll be back 😈 so be prepared hahaha πŸ˜†

Hey, I know you're probably tired of me already, but I love your blog, so I come back this last time ( I'll be back) to ask

How do the towns people/ lightning racers friends react to finding out lightning basically went to juvenile

I had this funny Scenario in my hand where he see and old friends from there and this guy's got tattoo and scars everywhere and lightning just like hey buddy how you been lol πŸ˜†

Thanks 😊 πŸ«‚

Kajdjsjs+ no no! I love all of your asks! It gives me things to ponder that I hadn't thought of before! I should be thanking you! Lol!

Here's some reactions of the Radiator Springs members to Lightning meeting a friend from juvie

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At first, when Lightning tells the RS members that he wasn't the squeaky clean racer that they know, they thought more on the mild side like the occasional acting out in class, school detentions, poorer grades, etc. That sort of thing.

But when a heavily buff and tattooed guy and his biker gang comes into their town looking for Lightning, most of the residents are suddenly on edge. Like- why are guys who look like their retired black market smugglers looking for Lightning?

Radiator Springs gets locked and loaded, keeping an eye on the buff and burley newcomers that says their looking for Lightning and making sure not to let the guys out of their sight.

They were so prepared to leap to Lightning's defense that when Lightning suddenly saw one of them and immediately charged toward that specific guy and hugged him, they were s h o o k.

Lightning knows this guy? These people? What???

Lightning then explains gleefully that the guy he had ran up and hugged was a good friend he had met when he was in juvie and then RS then collectively has to take a second to process that because w h a t-

The only person who literally isn't surprised by Lightning knowing a bunch of people who look like they beat people up for a living is Doc, who's been watching in amusement from the sidelines as Radiator Springs essentially looses it's mind for the next few days as the gang stays for a little bit to catch up with their old pal.

Lightning remains obvious to that fact up until the gang leaves- in which the following conversation is had as the gang drives off on their motorcycles to head further west.

Doc : Well, that went better than the last time.

Lightning : The last time?

Flo : Oh yeah, much better than last time.

Lightning : Wait, what happened last time?

Sally : Oh wait, are you talking about when a band of four bandits tried to rob V8?

Lightning : Wait what-

Sheriff : Yep, thank God for Doc's impeccable timing, though. Otherwise we all would've been six feet under.

Lightning : W H A T

Doc : That's a story for later, kid


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3 years ago
HAVE THIS SHERIFF!Sheriff (c) Madness Combat

HAVE THIS SHERIFF! Sheriff (c) Madness Combat


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3 years ago
Sheriff, Phobos (c) Madness CombatAnd This Is Phobos Outfit On Madness Wonderland.

Sheriff, Phobos (c) Madness Combat And this is Phobos outfit on Madness Wonderland.


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3 years ago
Sheriff Trying To Solve His Own Murder Like After The Murder, He Can't Remember What He Did Before That..

Sheriff trying to solve his own murder like After the murder, he can't remember what he did before that.. Sheriff (c) Madness Combat ( bob sponge reference meme :D )


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3 years ago
A Drawing Of Little Sheriff EvanSheriff (c) Madness Combat

A drawing of little Sheriff Evan Sheriff (c) Madness Combat


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3 years ago
 Have Fear Of Darkness? Your Worst Nightmare Is Coming For You..!- Mag Creepy SheriffSheriff (c) Madness

β€˜β€˜ Have fear of darkness? Your worst nightmare is coming for you..!Β β€˜β€˜ - Mag Creepy Sheriff Sheriff (c) Madness Combat


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2 years ago
Just Two Boys Having A RestSheriff, Hank (c) Madness Combat

Just two boys having a rest Sheriff, Hank (c) Madness Combat


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2 years ago
'' Oh, So You Wanna Fight Pal!? '' Sheriff (c) Madness Combat

'' Oh, so you wanna fight pal!? '' Sheriff (c) Madness Combat


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2 years ago
" H-how Can I Control Myself..? "

" H-how can i control myself..? "

Sheriff, Deimos (c) Madness combat


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2 years ago

Imagine that!

Evans (young): What?Β  Hoffnar: Well that’s not the pattern, you have to follow the pattern as a way of doing things.Β  Evans (young): That’s ugly.Β  Hoffnar: That’s rude! Your name is Evans not Evil!Β  ( Cruella movie reference! ) Hoffnar, Sheriff (c) Madness Combat


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