Thinking Of Buying Some Tarot Cards But I Want The Kind That Will Just Tell Me What I Want To Hear And

Thinking of buying some tarot cards but I want the kind that will just tell me what I want to hear and make me happy and the reviews don't seem to get at this.

Probably better off buying a giant metal sunflower for the living room. Reviews confirm that this is in fact a giant metal sunflower.

There's a new sheriff in town

The best time of my adult life was when I was laid off because my job went to India and I stayed unemployed (and uninsured) for four months.

Cover letters are only appropriate for sales jobs. The end.

When the tunnel is out the party never ends

Classic sea shanties like:

"I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off."

"I got off the ship on the dock but I know I'm going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck."

"Storm."

"Big storm."

"Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I'm feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn."

"Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp."