Due To A Sad And Unfortunate Incident Two Days Ago, Blue Jays Now Follow The Cat Around And Scream At

Due to a sad and unfortunate incident two days ago, blue jays now follow the cat around and scream at him. Sometimes they dive at him.

It wasn't even his fault and he didn't do anything. He would have, because he is a cat, but he didn't. He was just there. The real killer was a snake, and he has a witness.

somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert

Somewhere in the vicinity of Greensboro, NC there is a big billboard by the interstate that says

THIS IS

MAGA

COUNTRY

and there must be something really wrong with people down there. How has no one managed to sneak up at night and change "MAGA" to "BAT" yet?

The birdbath has to be refilled often this time of year.

Before and after bird spa.

dead ends

Oooh, another idea for a book that I will never ever write.

In the early years of the United States, Thomas Jefferson (or some similar morally dubious but notoriously inquisitive and scientifically/experimentally minded figure) sets up a supernatural system of protections for the new nation, possibly already including plans/provision for a ghost army. Years later, the emergence of the United States military cemetery system has been incorporated into this structure. Many years after leaving the service, a dead soldier is interred in a military cemetery, and finds themself recalled to duty in a spectral military operation.

Dog sculptures turned golden from tourists petting them throughout the years