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Does Anyone Know How To Sleep?
Does anyone know how to sleep?
Like seriously help me sleep.
It’s 12:20 am and my brain clock is still weird from traveling so it’s like 2am
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Sometimes I get tired of the constant woobifaction of Will. He’s not just some sad gay boy. Like the kid loves punk music, he’s a mega nerd, he’s bitchy, he was fully prepared to use a gun on whatever was chasing him in the first episode, he stood up to and screamed at some giant fucking shadow monster
He’s not a baby and I feel like people take the “sensitive” aspect of him too far and forget the rest. Yes he cries, which is a good thing, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t strong as fuck
As a musical theater fan, flirting is so hard. Like, do I drop a chandelier on him? Do I sneak in through his window in the middle of the night? Do I tell him he strikes me as a woman who has never been satisfied? Do I give him a paper flower? Do I go to punch him in the eye but kiss him instead? Do I tell him that if I took a meat cleaver down the center of his skull, I’d have matching halves? Do I throw an ear of corn across the room in his line of sight? Do I turn him into a scarecrow? Do I tell him I’m not moving into a nunnery? Do I pretend to be friends with his dead brother? Do I set him up with the girl of his dreams and then sing a song about how he never notices me? Somebody help. I suck at this.
If Hooty won the lottery
Eda: Give me half the money hooty.
Hooty: Sorry Eda but no, hoot hoot!
Eda: Why not?!
Hooty: It’s my money.
Eda: IT’S MY HOUSE.
Hooty: I AM THE HOUSE!
If you’ve ever seen the Fiddler on the Roof movie, you might remember how the fiddler is playing on the roof during the opening credits. Being the horrible person that I am, I thought it would be really funny if he fell off the roof at the end of the credits. Of course this wouldn’t be possible because the fiddler still exists throughout the rest of the movie.
BUT! Credits aren’t at the beginnings of movies now, so if they remake it, they could put it at the end.
I have two reasons for this.
1. In the beginning they reference their lives as being like a fiddler on a roof, and the way they keep their balance is through tradition. By the end of the movie, they have broken tradition therefore, the fiddler falls.
2. I think seeing a guy fall off a roof would be funny.
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