Little Shouto: (opening The Bedroom Door In The Middle Of The Night) Mom! Dad!

Little Shouto: (opening the bedroom door in the middle of the night) Mom! Dad!

Rei: We’re sleeping, honey.

Enji: Shouto, if you can’t sleep, go kill something.

Shouto: (closes the door) I’m sorry, sir, you heard my father.

Burglar: (encased in ice, crying) Please, can’t you just call the police?

Shouto: We’re Todorokis, sir, we don’t call the police. Plus, you tried to take my playstation, so I’m really not inclined to be merciful to you right now.

Enji: Shouto, who are you talking to?

Shouto: Oh, just some BITCH.

“Obviously, I believe in redemption. Just not when it comes to child abusers”

“And I looked through your profile as well- you seem like one of those people who likes any character as long as you think they’re hot or whatever.”

@palewolfshowl these two lines have confirmed to me that there is absolutely no point in me further engaging in conversation with you. You need some common point of agreement to even argue with someone, and there is none for us. Please go bother someone else and leave me be. There is nothing to gain from this for either of us. Find better use of your time.

I promise you, you don’t have to hate Enji if you like Touya. You don’t have to think Touya’s trash if you like Enji. You can like both! As I do, with all my heart.

Shouto: Why do you laugh every time my dad and I have a conflict?

Bakugou: I enjoy when someone’s family is more fucked up that mine.

Shouto: …Okay.

Bakugou: I tell my mom about your problems, and we laugh at you.

Shouto: I see.

Bakugou: Your last name should be Todojokei cause you’re a big joke!

Shouto: Dad?

Endeavor: (raises his head from a pile of police forms) Yeah?

Shouto: What’s the appropriate response to this social situation?

Endeavor: Well, if we weren’t Todorokis, I’d say talk to your friend and politely ask him not to make fun of a painful emotional issue. But since we ARE Todorokis…

Shouto: Prominence Burn?

Endeavor: (nodding) Prominence Burn.

Bakugou: AH SHIT FUCK

Endeavor: Take it to the parking lot, Shouto, I’m not vacuuming up ash again!

All for One: Oh, you wanna trade insults, Endeavor? You… abused your son!

Endeavor: You stole other people’s abused sons so you could abuse them even more!

All for One: When I look at you, I see a broken man.

Endeavor: When I look at you, I want to vomit lava.

All for One: Your kids hate you.

Endeavor: Your brother hates you.

All for One: Your wife never loved you!

Endeavor: Ha! All Might won’t fuck you.

All for One: …I’m sorry, what?

Endeavor: All. Might. Won’t. Fuck you.

All for One: I… I… How would you know?!

Endeavor: I just do, All for One.

All for One: You… you know nothing you fucking matchbox!!

All Might: Endeavor is actually right, I a hundred percent won’t fuck you.

All for One: … 😭😭😭💔

All Might and Endeavor: 🫸🏻🫷🏻Eyyyy!!

Stain: 👉🏻👈🏻 Hey All Might… so, like… after this thing wraps up…

All for One: ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW STAIN??!! God I hate it here!

Villain: Oh my god, he showed up.

Civilian: Goddamnit in hell, why couldn’t they just get All Might?! Or Hawks? I’ll accept fucking Wash at this point!

Villain: Agreed.

Endeavor: Seriously? Right to my face, both of you?

Civilian: Endeavor, we’re at a motherfucking gas station!!!

I promise you, you don’t have to hate Enji if you like Touya. You don’t have to think Touya’s trash if you like Enji. You can like both! As I do, with all my heart.