Dear God - Tumblr Posts
I heard this image and it took me a hot minute to realize what it was

Reblogging this masterpiece
suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’




are people allowed to be this beautiful
MY FUCKING SKELETON EYES WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK SHIT FUCK DEAR FUCKING GOD OH LORD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT CRIKEY MY FUCKING CALCIUM MADE EYES HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
They call me factorio the way my polycule is always growing.
They call me rimworld the way I'm eating ass.
They call me satisfactory the way I satisfy with no refractory
Idc about yall's thoughts on the Beetlejuice sequel. Just remember that it could've looked like this...





What the ✨fuck✨
I heard this image and it took me a hot minute to realize what it was

Goretober 13 - Headache

yall can L-react him now
Yea.
do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything


They will look like this without their marks
random headcanon: The Spine wasn't in his chassis for the filming of the "Summertime Sadness" music video, and that's why he moves like... that.

observe^^^

"but wait look! he uses his hands in the video"
guys

he's in the hall of wires

"So... Do you have any friends?"

Love the pookies😔🤍. It was a big surprise for me to know they've met before NRC.

By the way I have a small headcanon that Jack had a problem with ears in early childhood (like a lot of puppies do)🥹.





is dis why dey said not to stick ur 👉🏻 in a plug socket..??
B C I A M S H O C K E D
but i kinda liked it 🥵
Day 43 of this battle: i'm praying for her fast recovery.
I just got the news that Umpe had her surgery. Now, i know why i was feeling so uneasy last night. I just hope everything went well for her and sana she'll have a fast recovery. Ninang Carol told me she had a fever last night. Nanginginig pa nga daw ang Umpe eh. Hay kelan kaya aayos ang lahat? She does not deserve all of this! Sana Umpe is doing and feeling better na. I trust my mom and i believe they are doing all their best to make Umpe feel better amd comfortable. Sana. Sana. God, Kayo na po bahala magpagaling sa Umpe. Huwag nyo po sya hahayaang magsuffer. Pabilisin nyo po ang recovery nya. Let her know na mahal na mahal ko sya. And i would really love to be by her side right now. Paramdam nyo po sa Umpe na nag-woworry ako sa knya pra magpagaling agad sya. Paramdam nyo din po sa knya na gusto ko tlga xang gumaling agad at makita ulit sya na healthy. Mahal na mahal ko po ang Umpe. Gusto ko lng nman po eh ung makabubuti sa knya. God, heal her agad and kunh may sakit man syang nararamdaman ipasa nyo na lang po sa akin ng mabawasan ung suffering nya. God, kayo muna po bahala sa Umpe ko ha. Umpe, pagaling ka kaagad! Palakas ka and be healthy! Mahal na mahal kita! Magkikita din tayo.
Ow.
Ow.
OW.
“Caramelldansen” with every other beat removed except it’s set to the music video which is played at 2x speed
(if bright colors moving very fast is a thing your brain doesn’t like, maybe don’t watch this, because that’s all this is)