Best Thing About Weekends And Holidays Is That I Can Read Fanfic From Morning Till Night

Best thing about weekends and holidays is that I can read fanfic from morning till night

Are any words even needed

I don't think so just look at him 🤭

Life would be so much easier

forced to live in 2024, born to be a GAR bunk bunny 😔

Imagen: surviving order 66 as a Jedi , wandering alone in the galaxy wondering what went wrong. And meeting your favorite clone(can be any clone), not trusting them and drawing your lightsaber ready to fight the only person you hold dear to your heart. But then they say your name so sweet and caring that you let your guard down and step into their direction.Not believing that it's them and that they don't try to kill you, they explaine what happen and why they are not affected that the other clones never meant to kill but that they were controlled. You decide to come along with them/him , and now your not alone anymore.

And those feelings that never went away for him are getting stronger and there is tension between the two of you. And after you were attacked he is angry at you for being so carless but he isn't angry at you. But rather at himself for having this feelings knowing your a Jedi and can't have attachments.

But he can't help but tell you in his angry rant about you being careful that he has feelings for you. And you shut him up with a quick and sweet kiss.

Jason is NOT a kinks fantasy or a flawless bad boy or a blameless victim,he's literally just autistic(and y'all are just ableist and also basic)

Absolute ass at socializing and this dates back to his Robin days where his only friend was Eddie 'god of dorkitude' Bloomberg(affectionate)

No filter EVER

Most of the time he's mean on purpose but there's a good handful of instinces where it's completely accidental and dosen't realize he's doing it and is just acting naturally

Has been into classical literature his entire existense and employs it into his life enough to count as a special interest

'Childish' favorite food(neapolitan)

Only orders non-alcoholic drinks at bars even as Red Hood

Resting Bitch Face

Makes weird noises at random

Has such a strong need for black and white morality that Red Hood came to be

And as a goddamn TWEEN he pushed a guy off a roof for being a sexual abuser and didn't regret it even after it put him in hot water with his dad for killing,the dad in question being BATMAN

Dosen't understand the appeal of traditional romantic and sexual norms and actively insults them

Is goth punk

But still feels attraction,only exclusively to fellow weirdos and freaks(And no i don't mean horny people because they're normies,i mean Artemis was created to be the Wonderfam outcast and Rose is a biracial goth girl and probs both autistic too)

Man hating mama's boy

Gamer but not an incel about it

Symptoms and coping mechanisms(not refering to the killing thing)cause him to clash with the rest of the Batfam,who're autistic-coded as a whole except maybe Alfred(and even then,i can see it)

And y'all niggas won't stop saying gross shit about him you frame as compliments but are literally degrading insults that target his mental health and things he's made clear he's not all because he's hot and alt,erasing his almost textual autistic-coding since it's not appealing to your cisheteronormative fantasies you think are 'the female experience' as you hate on almost every DC girl and infantilize him when it's obvious by how he treats Roy for coddling at him that he dosen't want it.You don't 'Need Him',you need to log off and keep that shit to yourself instead of cursing us with it.Ma'am's and Sir's,these are PUBLIC PLATFORMS,there's no privacy in public tags and we've got a right to call y'all annoying because the fact is you are.You leave that poor autistic faggot alone,he dosen't want your ass,he's an actual freak instead of just being into incest fics like a wattpad high schooler!!

But why ?

Villain ≠ Hot

Hot = Villain