I Think It Was Before I Started Posting Story Concepts On Tumblr But I Had An Old Concept Called Apocalyptia

I think it was before I started posting story concepts on tumblr but I had an old concept called ‘apocalyptia’ which was a dark comedy about a world where every apocalypse movie premise happened simultaneously

... this might be my favourite post.

i have a strong feeling that in the world of fabriz doing the dumb practice kissing thing one of them eventually goes to kristen when they realize they like the other and she just. laughs for five minutes and gives them absolutely no advice except to be less stupid

kristen is far and away one of the Last people theyd go to, only second maybe to gorgug. she’s got a girlfriend! right there! she wouldn’t understand needing to Practice, or making out without any, like, romantic intention. she’s still hung up on the idea that shes found The One, yknow. at best she’d just laugh at them and tell them they should date, which is wrong, because it’s just practice, and she can just chill, okay.

gorgug would probably understand. gorgug tends to understand stuff like that. but fabian hates when gorgug understands stuff. any time he and gorgug are in the same page he feels deep in his gut that it is a warning sign that he is on the Wrong Page. plus gorgug would absolutely tell everyone else, and that’s just a big no. Hoof.

fig would Get It. wanting to get ur kisses in? casual making out for practice? oh fig would Get It. but fig would probably also talk about it, and even worse might offer to help, to sub in and kiss the two of them as part of learning, and something about fabian feels. he doesnt know. like he doesn’t want it to be a thing he has with anyone else. he wants it to be His And Riz’s thing. his and riz’s totally platonic thing. that’s not weird.

(adaine is not in the running. adaine would take the opportunity to try to set him up with riz so that he wouldn’t go after aelwen. and also would make loud noises about how gross kissing is. Adaine Does Not Like Kissing TM) 

Holy succubus! I love them! So much!

Half orc aasimar yo!

maybe my all-time favourite fictional character in literature and television

The Bad Kids are now finally complete with our best boy Gorgug.

i think the finale arc of the adventure zone is literally the most fucking powerful piece of media ever created and here’s why

you know that opening narration in Watchmen where rorshach is all “they’ll look up and scream save us, and i’ll look down and whisper no” and it’s all very gritty and dramatic and uhuhu sheeple

it’s literally the total fucking opposite of that

the apocalypse is bearing down, a hundred billion voices screaming in cacophonous and deafening unison GIVE UP AND DIE, and the entire world shares a glance, and takes a breath, and looks up and says:

No.

And I don’t believe I have ever seen something with such a powerful faith in humanity. I don’t think I’ve ever seen something that describes such an unshakeable connectedness, such an unbreakable will to exist. The apocalypse is happening and people are still fighting.

And I think that especially now, especially in times of such upheaval and uncertainty, and now with the threat of nuclear war looming from the darker corners of our political houses, we need more than ever stories that say what this one does–and I have never seen it more clearly and more beautifully communicated.

It’s not over until you stop fighting.