Their Choice To Drink, And Choose A Second Name For Me Which Doesn't Make Me Sound Like A Dusty Old Nun.

“Their choice to drink, and choose a second name for me which doesn't make me sound like a dusty old nun.”

“ And exactly what I'm imagining! Someone is going to get ruined and it's not going to be my sister. She is probably his eternal punishment or however that shit works in Hell. You know, most of the time a great brawl takes out years of tension. So don't get your wings in a twist -unless you want me to do it-, and grab some popcorn.”

For Cupid:

“Don't you dare to intervene! This is the funniest shit I saw since I hanged a rapist by his dick! I'm going to be the bridesmaid!”

“CINDY FRANCESTA FLAME THEY ARE DRUNK!” 

Did she just make up a middle name for her? Yes. Yes she did. “Marriage is supposed to be sacred and I in good conscious can not stand for this! Imagine how horrible things would go when they sobered up!? As the angel of love it is my duty to put a stop to this!”

Tattoos

Right side

Left hip

                                                          NO HALO                                  Baby, I’m the reason why Hell’s so hot

                                                         INFERNO                                  Baby, I’m the reason why bad’s so fun

INDEPENDENT, SELECTIVE, 18+, CANON DIVERGENT, CANON & OC HH/HB MULTIMUSE, OC & CROSSOVER FRIENDLY, PERMANENT STARTER CALL, DAMNED BY HANNAH ©

ROTG roleplay crack starters (original & open)

“Slow down, there’s a dead horse on the road! Wait… Oh fuck. ”

“Can’t help right now I’m too high on dreamsand”

“You furry. ”

“Well both of us are dead… Is this counts as necrophilia? ”

“Thanks Tooth for accompanying me to the mission but how will you sign if someone is nearing? Bird sounds? ”

“If I’m centuries younger than you, does that make you a sugar daddy? ”

“I combined Bunny’s eggnog and North’s vodka. I can hear colors and see noises. ”

“So if you have no believers, you can’t get an erection?”

“ Do you want to prank Bunny/Pitch? ”

“How will we tell Bunny that the Groundhog declared it’s not springtime yet?”

“Spirit A: In my time youngsters were respectful towards elders.

Spirit B: In your time dinosaurs roamed the Earth. ”

“I have been stalking you since the 17th century. ”

“Help!! I have been shot by Cupid’s arrow! Literally… ”

“Is that… Ghost Rider’s motorbike? ”

“There’s a party at the Pole and Nightlight is strapped to the ceiling as a disco ball. ”

“Pitch: Well, well, well-

Spirit A: Cut the crap, I don’t have time nor mood for your evil monolouge. ”

“Spirit A: It’s just me, you and the moon-

Moon: Hey! You two should kiss! ”

“Whoa, I thought it was a nightmare- wait I see your face so it is.”

“Spirit A: Why are you shirtless/robeless?

Spirit B: BECAUSE THE MOON TOLD ME SO. ”

“Spirit A: I know this might sound crazy but I think Pitch is after me and he’s -

All Guardians: Bogeyman!! You lock the doors we will get the swords. ”

“Do you think I could make it snow in Sahara? ”

“ I have demons in me. ”

“I speak English, the language of the ancient demons of darkness and occasional sarcasm sprinkled with pure bullshit. ”

“AC/DC’s Bogeyman song suddenly gained way too much meaning… ”

“One more word and I will headkick you into the next century. ”

“You almost beheaded me with your scythe. What the fuck is wrong with you, I baked you muffins you ungrateful asshole. ”

“Seems like a gruesome death is a must-have in order to become a Spirit.”

Carrd.co

Hello roleplayers!! Are you looking for an easy, good-looking, and accessible place to host your blog info on outside of Tumblr? Is Google Docs just not cutting it for you? Then I have a solution for you. Consider checking out Carrd.co.

Carrd lets you create “simple, free, fully responsive one-page sites for pretty much anything.” And I know what you’re thinking – ‘One page? Surely I can’t put all my info on just one page!’ But I assure you, you can. Despite being technically one page, your content can be easily spread across multiple sections for clear organization, much like a blog with pop-ups or tabs here on Tumblr.

Check out this sample site I whipped up to see what I mean.

In this post, I will walk through how I made this sample Carrd site, to demonstrate how simple and customizable it is. But first, to answer what you’re already wondering – what makes Carrd any better than Google Docs? And I have three answers for you:

There is no issue of privacy or security. Your account name and email is not accessible anywhere on your Carrd site, nor are any viewers visible.

Carrd is much more mobile friendly than Google Docs. I don’t even attempt to open Docs on my phone anymore, as they’re a bit of a nightmare and I can never do it anonymously. But I’ve never once struggled with a Carrd site. Everything is automatically put into a mobile friendly format, and if the automatic settings do mess up, you have the ability to go in and manually change how things will be displayed on mobile.

This may be a bit more personal opinion, but I found Carrd easier to customize as far as colors, images, backgrounds, etc. After about ten minutes, I was comfortably manipulating all of the elements on my site, and much happier with the end result than anything I’ve seen on Docs.

Join me under the cut for a walkthrough of creating the site linked above.

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