I Will Not Even Be Seen Together By A Sexist, Overweight Disco Clown.

“I will not even be seen together by a sexist, overweight disco clown.”

I would say I'm sorry but

"Woof. Feisty. We can work on getting a few more of those boxes checked, baby. I'm nothing if not a patient man."

the be honest meme.   aka things you lowkey want to talk about but don’t because you don’t know how to bring it up. send me a number and i’ll tell you the honest truth. either a simple yes or no answer or a detailed response.

What would prevent you from following someone?

Are aesthetics important to you? If they are, why?

What current rp trend do you hate?

How do you explain rp to someone in the real world?

Do you prefer interacting with male muses or female more? Why? 

Do you prefer writing male muses or female more? Why?

What’s your opinion on call out posts? 

Name any three things about the rpc that bother you.

What is your opinion on exclusivity? Do you practice it? Why / why not?

Have you ever had a bad experience with commissions? As either someone who makes them or as someone who buys them?

What do you know now about rp that you wish you knew when you first started?

Have you been involved in drama? Do you regret it?

Have you ever thought about leaving rp? What caused it? What changed your mind?

Do you think rp has had a positive or negative affect on your life or you as a person?

How has rp changed you personally?

If you could change one thing about rp on tumblr, what would it be? Why?

Have you ever sent a message to yourself on anon? Why?

Have you ever sent hate to yourself on anon? Why? 

Do you delete anon hate or post and address it? Why?

Have you ever felt pressured to write something you weren’t comfortable with?

Have you ever followed someone because you felt like you had to, not because you wanted to?

What would make you block someone?

Have you ever stolen something from someone else?

Have you ever had something stolen from you? If so, how did you handle it?

Are you open to duplicates? Why / why not?

How do you feel about vague posting? 

Do you follow people even if they don’t follow you back?

Do you read people’s rules before following or interacting?

What is your opinion on “reblog karma” and do you practice it?

How have you responded to popular slang used on tumblr? Do you use it in every day life? Do you use it at all?

Is there something you don’t know the meaning of but you haven’t asked anyone because you think it’s supposed to be general knowledge? Was there ever something you had to ask someone to explain? 

Have you ever experienced discrimination? 

How do you feel about personal blogs following your rp blog?

Have you ever cried while writing a reply?

Do you read other people’s threads or do you only read your own?

What’s one thing that other people seem to hate that doesn’t bother you?

How do you feel about tagging triggers? Do you tag them? How do you determine what is triggering content and what isn’t?

What advice would you give to someone new to rp?

(MAMMON) I tried my best but some of these could change depending on circumstances akjengae

Referring to

A grin slowly splitting her face at the answers, elegantly tossing crimson tipped hair behind her shoulders.

“Well well, you might just turn out to be quite a catch~”

@dark-ambition (Sir Pentious because why not)

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@dark-ambition

“Is there something wrong with cosmic fire?” the entity chuckled playfully, a few key points were definitely missing but

“But I always wanted to experience what people call ‘old fashioned’ and courting instead of the typical, lackluster tries I'm used to.”

Wanted poster

“First of all, fuck you with that bounty. I'm not even bothering to entertain anyone for that amount; I am a luxury.”

“Second, the last time I checked the mafia legally sure as fuck doesn't count as business, besides they are all dead!”

“Thirdly, it was in 1993 you fucking dumbass. Who wrote this shit?!”

I love how 70% of the bingos I've seen had the Powerful square

While the Véghvárys be like pls tolerate I'm batshit and could kick your ass in a second