I Will Not Even Be Seen Together By A Sexist, Overweight Disco Clown.

“I will not even be seen together by a sexist, overweight disco clown.”

I would say I'm sorry but

"Woof. Feisty. We can work on getting a few more of those boxes checked, baby. I'm nothing if not a patient man."

🎄 to a Christmas party

🎃 to a Halloween/costume party

🎇 to a New Year's party

Let's cover all the holidays at once, what's your seasonal wardrobe, Cindy?

Wardrobe meme

She doesn't go to Christmas parties at all. And best if no one goes near her during any holiday related to families & parents.

I'm not spoiling her Halloween costume just yet.

New Year:

𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐲, 𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲; '𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞

꧁ 𝓛 𝓔 𝓖 𝓔 𝓝 𝓓 𝓐 𝓡 𝓨 ꧂

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐝

+18 only, independent, ROTG inspired now fandomless / multifandom, chaotic rocker cosmic entity original character. Tons of original lore & worldbuilding. Selective, very crossover and OC friendly. Mun is +21

♡ / ↻ 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭

Hysteria filled it out, she can give herself multiple cocks if she wanted to but like she doesn't have them by default lmao

“.....”

“You can COOK ??”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄

Send an emoji for me to describe (using pictures, moodboards, or a description) what outfit my muse would wear in different contexts. Feel free to add details or combine emojis.

💖 on a first date

💝 on a fancy date

☕ to a cafe

🍷 to the restaurant

🌸 to go to a picnic

🩱 to the beach

🗻 on a hike

🎆 to a theme park

🎉 to a party

🎃 to a Halloween/costume party

🎄 to a Christmas party

🎇 to a New Year's party

✨ to a ball

👗 to prom

💃 to go clubbing

💼 to work

📚 to school/college

💪 to the gym

Well this is definitely a contradictionary all rounder.

What else did you expect