Wanted Poster

Wanted poster

“First of all, fuck you with that bounty. I'm not even bothering to entertain anyone for that amount; I am a luxury.”

“Second, the last time I checked the mafia legally sure as fuck doesn't count as business, besides they are all dead!”

“Thirdly, it was in 1993 you fucking dumbass. Who wrote this shit?!”

Hysteria filled it out, she can give herself multiple cocks if she wanted to but like she doesn't have them by default lmao

“.....”

“You can COOK ??”

𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐲, 𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲; '𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞

꧁ 𝓛 𝓔 𝓖 𝓔 𝓝 𝓓 𝓐 𝓡 𝓨 ꧂

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐝

+18 only, independent, ROTG inspired now fandomless / multifandom, chaotic rocker cosmic entity original character. Tons of original lore & worldbuilding. Selective, very crossover and OC friendly. Mun is +21

♡ / ↻ 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭

“I will not even be seen together by a sexist, overweight disco clown.”

I would say I'm sorry but

"Woof. Feisty. We can work on getting a few more of those boxes checked, baby. I'm nothing if not a patient man."

Well this is definitely a contradictionary all rounder.

What else did you expect

@dark-ambition (Sir Pentious because why not)

Referring to

@dark-ambition

“Is there something wrong with cosmic fire?” the entity chuckled playfully, a few key points were definitely missing but

“But I always wanted to experience what people call ‘old fashioned’ and courting instead of the typical, lackluster tries I'm used to.”