Reblog And Put In The Tags What Crime(s) Your Muse Would Commit If It Was Guaranteed They Would Face

reblog and put in the tags what crime(s) your muse would commit if it was guaranteed they would face no punishment for it.  

What's with the interest in pickle dick man 🥒

“Pickle dick?” she echoed, a few moments of silence to come up with something that covered the much deeper reality

“Why, does this mean it's ribbed or curved to hit the G spot~?”

@winters-club

“Let me try to understand this: lord forbid women showing their bra strap because it's ‘inappropriate’, but every church has a giant Jesus statue in nothing but fucking loincloth ?”

“Not to mention making so much merchandise off the poor guy; so when you're scolding a girl or woman no matter what is she wearing: there's a basically naked man is hanging from your neck.”

“Well...in a sense. You see, I rip out their souls so they simply stop existing and definitely not going anywhere in the afterlife.”

“But yeah, they do die.” is he realizing this now or what-

"People die when they are killed."