Deuce Was My Favourite Enhypen Smau But Now It Has Some Real Tough Competition By This Weird Ass Baby

deuce was my favourite enhypen smau🥺 but now it has some real tough💪 competition by this weird ass babyシ︎

once youre over the initial creepiness (i was fine btw🤪) this was an absolute delight(?) Idk the words but please give this a go ♡︎♡︎ i was jobless and sleep deprived today so i binged read it & dont regret one bit :))

𝐌𝐘 (𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋) 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧!𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧!𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: Sunghoon wasn’t expecting to be sent to the mortal world by his “father”, much less being forced into attending college (he’s a demon! why would he need to?!) and being accidentally summoned by a clueless human almost had him marching straight into Hell to have a word with its ruler. Only he couldn’t, because he was already bound to you by a fucking paper-cut sealing your contract which means he can’t just leave the mortal world without taking something of yours in return.

𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: please do read everything on here thoroughly! I do regularly update this whenever the update schedule has changed or if I added new warnings and when new chapters come out of course.

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐄: college au, social media au with occasional written parts, modern supernatural (?) au, “and they were roommates”, horror themes (but not really?), slice of life, mystery, thriller, light angst, fluff, humor and crack (you know the drill 🤣)

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: y/n has little to no verbal filter (she’s kinda crazy... and dumb), Sunghoon is tired despite not needing sleep, swearing, dirty/inappropriate jokes (you have y/n to blame mostly), light sacrilege, light blasphemy (idk what to say except this is a smau abt demons) — I’ll add more are we progress

𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: ENHYPEN, Aespa's Karina, IVE's Wonyoung, TXT's Yeonjun and Soobin and brief appearances of other idols.

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒: on-going

𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐄: MON-FRI 12 AM (KST)

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: JAN 02, 2022

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃: #asks.demon.roomie👹 #demon.roomie.things👹 (in case you want to filter them so I wont clog your dashes <3)

𝐀/𝐍: this is for all the monster fuckers out there!! /hj there will be some world-building in this and i hope there is as just as much plot like before 🤩 keep in mind this is all fictional and none of this represents the idols in real life. Also any info about the occult/supernatural may not be accurate and some elements here are my own interpretations and/or twists hehe.

🔊 TAGLIST IS NOW CLOSED 🔊

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝟏 | 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝟐

PROLOGUE: and so it begins

PART I: vore?

PART II: nefarious plans

PART III: a full essay? in these trying times?

PART IV: RONALD MCDONALD???

PART V: dumb b*tch allegations

PART VI: so mote it be (written)

PART VII: oh sweet Hecate

PART VIII: SOOBIN ENOUGH

PART IX: look at us

PART X: hoonie my roomie (written)

PART XI: foul creature

PART XII: demon fact(s)!

PART XIII: Kaneki Ken

PART XIV: brocolli kid

PART XV: S.S

PART XVI: not a serial killer

PART XVII: fucking goldfish

PART XVIII: bronies look away

PART XIX: brittle bones

PART XX: Furries.

PART XXI: demon ROOMIE fact(s)!

PART XXII: scooby dooby doo!

PART XXIII: human sacfrifice 🙌🏼

PART XXIV: tamed that what?

PART XXV: lesbian lesbianer lesbianest

PART XXVI: fond

PART XXVII: manners maketh man

until marriage do us part

Characters: heir!Minho & heiress!you

Setting & genre: comedy, basically a Romeo and Juliet au if you squint, just a funny one. no angst only the title, secret friends to lovers, fake dating au

Summary: The two Lee families have been rivals even before you were born and while you should have done anything to better Lee Minho, you ended up befriending him in your freshman year of college. Now, towards the end of your masters, you plan to marry him out of spite. But maybe your friendship isn’t strong enough to bear the weight of a fake marriage. At least, not without falling in love on the way.

Warnings: westernized wedding setting, suggestive jokes, talking about sex, the rival Lee families being stupid, ridiculous rich kid things, Y/N is in denial, dozen cameos of Lees & 98-liners and Jeonghan who is a bit self-centered in this one, sorry

Words: 15.8k

Happy birthday @lily-blue​! <3

Taglist: @floweronacloud​

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I choked-

the my pony thingy is the creepiest and yet the funniest thing ever!

𝐌𝐘 (𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋) 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐗𝐕𝐈𝐈𝐈: 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 —

warning(s): mentions of blood

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𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: Sunghoon wasn’t expecting to be sent to the mortal world by his “father”, much less being forced into attending college (he’s a demon! why would he need to?!) and being accidentally summoned by a clueless human almost had him marching straight into Hell to have a word with its ruler. Only he couldn’t, because he was already bound to you by a fucking paper-cut sealing your contract which means he can’t just leave the mortal world without taking something of yours in return.

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HIGH SOCIETY

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AN:yn doesn't care about news she's all about business 🤪 sorry about the text mistakes this time :/ Hyunjin had Waffles ready yn:(

thanks for reading, feedback is welcomed 💗

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𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚

❥︎ fic recs

❥︎Simping over idols

❥︎ 1am to 1pm thoughts

𝙈𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩

𝘼𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙚

𝙁av fic 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 : TXT SKZ EN-

(search #fic recs for rest)

☾︎☽︎ 𝘙𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰 :

any situation along with any member and word count you ll like to read. I do not write smut. Only fluff ,angst, crack and lil suggestive ig. 𝗜 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗸𝘇

Disclaimer :All of this is fictional and does not represent the Idol groups and their opinions.These do not reflect my opinion nor the actions of the individuals irl.

Ⓒ︎2022.pikapikapikaachuu .Do not repost, translate or copy.

Moodboard images from Pinterest or tumblr. I do not own the rights to any of them.

𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗠𝗲 ❣︎

𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘢𝘨𝘦 ,𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 d𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦~

☾︎𝖤𝖯☽︎ ☾︎03'☽︎ ☾︎𝗆𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝖽☽︎ ☾︎Taurus☽︎

☾︎𝖲𝗁𝖾/𝗁𝖾𝗋☽︎ ☾︎ISTJ☽︎ ☾︎Asian☽︎

(find my random thoughts: #ramblings)

Also I’m a med student.

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦?

☾︎☽︎ Anything related to food : eating,cooking ,food content

☾︎☽︎ Painting ,reading, writing

☾︎☽︎ just laying doing nothing

☾︎☽︎ Recording daily content

☾︎☽︎ any wild animal movie /godzilla/ jurassic parks

☾︎☽︎ kdrama

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 :

☾︎☽︎ Spotify ads

☾︎☽︎ to answer questions verbally

☾︎☽︎ Beetroot

☾︎☽︎ nuts in sweets

☾︎☽︎ standing in a room full of people

☾︎☽︎ Editing

𝘎𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘴 𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯 :

☾︎☽︎ BTS

☾︎☽︎ Stray kids

☾︎☽︎ Tomorrow by Together

☾︎☽︎ Enhypen

𝘍𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘒𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘴 :

☾︎☽︎ Hotel Del luna

☾︎☽︎ Hometown Cha Cha Cha

☾︎☽︎ Dr.Romantic 2

☾︎☽︎ Crash landing on you

☾︎☽︎ Vincenzo