Reblog To Have Protection From The Goddess Of Virgins From Fuck Boys.

Reblog to have protection from the goddess of virgins from fuck boys.

lmao my favorite scene from voltron season 5

read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

HEY, season 6 of Voltron just came out and I was wondering if you could do an actor au with paparazzi!! THANKS

Lol this is late…like SUPER late but I’ve been busy. Here’s a few headcanons I have about the Voltron actors VS the paparazzi!

Like Jeremy Shada, Lance is also a horrible tease!

But like WORSE!!!

So nobody ever knows if any of the things he says are true or not until the next season comes out.

HE SPOILED ZARKONS DEATH BEFORE SEASON 2 CAME OUT!!! AND NOBODY BELIEVED HIM!!!

Lance: That bitch ain’t gunna last for long…

The media is endlessly frustrated by him but his fans adore him.

Keith is a shy, goody two shoes and keeps very tight lip about everything because he doesn’t want to get in trouble.

He may be an actor but he’s a terrible liar so he just rather not say anything at all

If there’s one thing him and his character have in common is their endless stubbornness

No matter how long you probe or plead he won’t budge

Pidge just straight up lies

She makes up the weirdest shit and throws the whole plot into a totally different direction then it’s going to

Sometimes they’re really good ideas and over time she’s known as the queen of headcannons and AUs on tumblr

She knows about this and reads up on all the fan fiction she’s inspired and sometimes uses some of them for her scheming

With credit of course

Hunk avoids spoiler questions at all cost

He’ll diverge the conversation into a different direction and if that doesn’t work he will literally run out of the room

He’s terrible at keeping secrets (which is how everyone eventually found out that Keith and Lance’s actors were together in real life) and knows that if probed long enough he’ll eventually spill

So it’s either risk losing his job or jump out a window and suffer minor injuries

Which he has done

Shiro joins up with Pidge to troll people

He is the cause of so many Voltron memes it’s not even funny

Though he’s less plot diverging and more character adding

Like he mentions/adds on quirks to the characters which evERY ONE FREAKING LOVES!!!

Shiro: Yeah, Shiro’s definitely a goofball like Lance! He’s just grumpy that Lance says all of his jokes first!

Shiro: Hunk, 10/10 best cuddler on the entire team next to Zarkon

Shiro: Keith is a lonely, touch starved boy! Someone please hug him!

Media: *internal screaming*

Allura never gets asked spoiler questions and nobody knows why???

(That’s a lie, Pidge knows why…)

Pidge: *frustrated* You know, Allura never gets asked this shit because everyone’s too scared of her! And I envy that sooo much!

Though she does tease people over social media with a few cheeky pics

But other then that nobody has dared approached her with a spoiler worthy question

Nobody asks Coran for spoilers anymore

Not because he’s intimidating like Allura or tight lipped like Keith but it’s because they can never get a straight forward answer form him

Paparazzi: What can we expect for next season!

Coran: Well if any of you know what a Gilgabish is then your in for one hell of a ride! Literally and figuratively! Maybe even spiritually!

Paparazzi: (softly) what the fuck….

Lance: I turned out fine.

Pidge: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Lance: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

Matt and Pidge headcanons

Pidge was born premature and actually had throat issues the first few years of her life which led her to eating more soft foods for a longer time, thus her obsession with peanut butter

Speaking of her peanut butter cravings Matt used to share her love for the damn food until he ate so much nutella he barfed all over the kitchen counter

Now he can’t even look at a jar of peanut butter or nutella the same way without shuddering

Matt actually hates seeing Pidge cry, it is the worst thing for him and he feels like a monster every time he sees her in tears. It’s one of his biggest weaknesses

Despite both of them terrorizing each other their relationship is extremely close, and it consists of the basis ‘Yeah I can tease you but if anybody else does they’re fucking dead’

Their dog is actually a rescue pup!! They found her when she was a year old on the street and fell in love with her instantly

Matt talked so fucking much about Shiro back at the house that Pidge would start teasing him endlessly about it

“Matt and Shiro sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-”

Holding back the temptation to stab himself with a fork right there “ Katie shut uP”

Matt’s voice has a tendancy to crack when he’s trying to yell and Pidge doesn’t let him live it down

When Matt figured out he was bi the first person he told was her because sibling solidarity

She confides in him later in return that she’s ace

Now they won’t stop making jokes and everyone around them either hates it or loves it

“Guess you’ll always be all bi yourself matt”

“Haha nice one you damned pokemon”

When Matt first saw Pidge in her current attire he thought he had somehow met an alternate reality version of him and nearly had a heart attack

“Katie-? What are you- Are those my fucking glasses?!”

They both wholeheartedly believed in aliens on earth and are both psyched together that they’re real even tho matt found out in not the greatest of ways

If the other gets hurt you better start running for your life they’re coming for you and everything you hold dear

They know the actual cannibal shia lebouf song by heart and no one knows why

Little do people know they sang it in a school talent show together when they were in primary and it was one the greatest moments of their lives

Matt was what inspired her computer skills from an early age, he showed her how to hack into peoples facebooks for the heck of it and now he’s created the delightful little monster we see today