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Prince Silverwing: Did you help at all?

Luxfite: What do you take me for? 

Azure-Blue: That was awful!

Sunlit Honey: Terrible.

Prince Silverwing: ...

Pigeon Catcher: ... 

Prince Silverwing: Are you okay? Are you hurt?

Pigeon Catcher: We had a rough time of it too.

Azure-Blue: What? No kiss better?

Prince Silverwing: Those are for Emergencies. Don’t push your luck.

Azure-Blue: Aw. 

Azure-Blue: What about you, Princess? Any healing kisses for your Brave, Blue Paladin?

Pigeon Catcher: How’re the castle defenses? 

Sunlit Honey: Have you had any luck finding the Red Lion?

Princess Allura: Oh- 

Coran: Allura just located it.

Coran: There's a bit of good news, and bad news.

Coran: The good news is, the Red Lion's nearby.

Coran: The bad news is, it's on board that Galra ship now orbiting Arus.

Coran: But wait, good news again. We're Arus!

Prince Silverwing: They're here already?

Coran: Yes... Guess my calculations were a bit... off.

Coran: Finger counting - It's more of an art than a science.

Pigeon Catcher: It was only like 2 hours, not two days; that’s a pretty big error margin-

BEEP BEEP BEEP

???: Princess Allura.

???: I am Commander Sendak, of the Galran Empire.

Sendak: I come on behalf of Emperor Zarkon, Lord of the Known Universe.

Sendak: I am here to confiscate the lions.

Sendak: Turn them over to me, or I will destroy your planet.

In my defense, night shifts fuck up your sense of time??? *weeps* sorry

[Disconnect]

Prince Silverwing: All right, nopony panic.

Sunlit Honey: Not panic?

Fav Pokemon?

Pigeon Catcher: ALL HAIL

Pigeon Catcher: LORD HELIX 

Sunlit Honey: Not panic?

Sunlit Honey: The scary purple alien thing is driving his battleship toward us. Right Now. 

Sunlit Honey: We only have four Lions.

Pigeon Catcher: Technically, only three working Lions.

Sunlit Honey: That's right. Thank you, Pidge. Three working Lions and a Castle that's, like, 10,000 years old.

Coran: Actually, it's 10,600; You see, it was built by my grandfather— 

Sunlit Honey: Thanks, Coran. 

Sunlit Honey: Thank you for that. See? Now is the perfect time to panic!

Princess Allura: Wait!

Okay but what pony is the tallest pony.

Coran: I have helpfully categorized them for you! Though it may be noted that numbers 3 and 4 have only a negligible difference.

Prince Silverwing: No, no panicking Sunlit.

Coran: The difference between 1 and 5 is incredible, though. I am glad that we insisted on them venturing out together. 

*snicker* Pigeon Catcher could stand on Prince Silverwing's back and the prince probably wouldn't even notice.

Prince Silverwing: What’re you doing back there?

Pigeon Catcher: Everything the light touches, belongs to me.

Any new year's resolutions?

Pigeon Catcher: Why, to have 2020 vision of course.

Pigeon Catcher: We can't just abandon Arus. The Galra will keep destroying planets and capturing prisoners until we stop them.

Sunlit Honey: It’s Okay! If we run, then Sendak will follow us and leave this planet alone, just like when we left Terrein! We form the snake-worm thingamajig and we—hisss out of here! No Harm Done~!

Luxfite: Were you listening to a thing they said?! Sendak would destroy the planet then come after us anyway. What happened on Terrein was clearly a fluke. They destroy! It’s what they do!

Pigeon Catcher: Exactly! They are literally the Tirek of Space!

Luxfite: Staying is our only option.

Princess Allura: He’s taken over the Universe, Father. Destroyed Altea!

Princess Allura: Do we run? Keep running? You thought it best before-

King Alfor: No.

King Alfor: Then, I thought that we could still reason with him. Reach a Diplomatic Solution. I see the err in that now. I am so, so sorry my sweet child, that I must leave this task to you...

Princess Allura: Paladins.

Princess Allura: We Fight.

Azure-Blue: How’s that?

Luxfite: It’s the size of Sunlit Honey...

Azure-Blue: You’re right...

Azure-Blue: Make it bigger.

Princess Allura:  We must fight and keep fighting until we defeat Zarkon. It is our destiny. Voltron is the universe's only hope. We are the universe's only hope.

Prince Silverwing: We’re with you, Princess.

Princess Allura: Paladins...

Princess Allura: Your Armor.

Prince Silverwing: Er... Princess...

Prince Silverwing: Not to be rude... but...

Prince Silverwing: I’m not sure these will work...

Princess Allura: No, no, you’re quite right.

Princess Allura: Why hasn’t this-

Coran: FABRICATOR-!

Coran: Fabricator was out of soylent!

Coran: So Sorry Princess! It should start working any tick!

Coran:  [Aside] The Prince apologizes for the outburst, but even so...

Coran: [Aside]  Not to be rude, Princess

Coran: [Aside]  They aren’t exactly the Best & Brightest that the Universe has to offer. 

Coran: [Aside]  They haven’t even got thumbs.

Princess Allura: [Aside]  I know, Coran.

Princess Allura: [Aside]  But this war has gone on too long; far, far too long, and cost far, far too much. The Universe can no longer afford delay. We must have faith...

Princess Allura: [Aside]  They’re all we have.

Here’s some more horses… They are not going to the same party