Matt Holt - Tumblr Posts
A collection of Voltron sketches. Enjoy
Vld doodles since I’m busy with college
Also I rlly can’t wait for mermay
I GAVE HIM LIFE
I’m really glad that Matt is a perfect mix of “walking shitpost” and “fucking nerd” tho, god bless that lil’ shit.
Me: Stfu Lotor. Rude ass, bitch ass, onion ass boi who disrespects his mom, Narti, and his team.
Lotor: *saves the rebel fighters, Keith, Matt, and Voltron*
Me:
Voltron as MORE shit I’ve heard people say
Shiro: *explaining what an IVF baby is”. Lance: “see? I’m not real!”
Keith: “I’ll shove a shrimp in your ass while your sleeping”
Pidge: “my legacy was saying hitler was a slut”
Hunk: “MY BREAD IS WET”
Allura: “Is that an abortion?”
Coran, aggressively: “WHERES THE BANANA ROCK??”
Matt: “Shut up it’s DND!”
VOLTRON AS STUPID SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID
Lance: “Animating Titanic, but everyone is Leggy Frog”
Keith: “Be gay do crime. Both steps are optional”
*In science class* Hunk: “My mind might explode” Pidge: “Like the Big Bang” *ba dum tsh*
Shiro: “Step one: get a gun”
Matt: “These kids were ugly af”
Allura: “I’d this what it’s like to loose your virginity?” Lance: “I don’t know, I’ve never had sex”
Coran: “Then just go with your dad!” Keith: “You know he isn’t the liveliest of people”
Pidge: “verbally assault the ferret”
Hunk: “EAT YOUR ORANGE PEEL”
People be disappointed with voltron and the lack of klance but I’m over here crying because Pidge and Matt got to be siblings laughing together again
can anyone explain to me how to become a member or pay for the access to watch the past lives on YouTube?? I literally can’t figure out how to do it, do I really need to buy YouTube Premium to do it??
Shiro: ten years ago I married my best friend.
Shiro: Adam's still mad about it, but me and Matt were drunk and thought it'd be funny
hunk: so like…what’s with the name pidge?
pidge: i liked pigeons when i was a kid?
matt: no one believes that.
pidge: fine tell them.
matt: when we were younger, dad was invited to a science convention and he brought us with him. it was really boring and 3 year old pidge wanted to play outside, but couldn’t reach the door handle. she yelled ‘bitch!’ at the door, and someone next to her thought she said ‘pidge’ because of the birds outside. she kept yelling ‘bitch!’ til someone opened the door for her.
If you have siblings you can feel the pain ;-;
Matt and Pidge headcanons
Pidge was born premature and actually had throat issues the first few years of her life which led her to eating more soft foods for a longer time, thus her obsession with peanut butter
Speaking of her peanut butter cravings Matt used to share her love for the damn food until he ate so much nutella he barfed all over the kitchen counter
Now he can’t even look at a jar of peanut butter or nutella the same way without shuddering
Matt actually hates seeing Pidge cry, it is the worst thing for him and he feels like a monster every time he sees her in tears. It’s one of his biggest weaknesses
Despite both of them terrorizing each other their relationship is extremely close, and it consists of the basis ‘Yeah I can tease you but if anybody else does they’re fucking dead’
Their dog is actually a rescue pup!! They found her when she was a year old on the street and fell in love with her instantly
Matt talked so fucking much about Shiro back at the house that Pidge would start teasing him endlessly about it
“Matt and Shiro sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-”
Holding back the temptation to stab himself with a fork right there “ Katie shut uP”
Matt’s voice has a tendancy to crack when he’s trying to yell and Pidge doesn’t let him live it down
When Matt figured out he was bi the first person he told was her because sibling solidarity
She confides in him later in return that she’s ace
Now they won’t stop making jokes and everyone around them either hates it or loves it
“Guess you’ll always be all bi yourself matt”
“Haha nice one you damned pokemon”
When Matt first saw Pidge in her current attire he thought he had somehow met an alternate reality version of him and nearly had a heart attack
“Katie-? What are you- Are those my fucking glasses?!”
They both wholeheartedly believed in aliens on earth and are both psyched together that they’re real even tho matt found out in not the greatest of ways
If the other gets hurt you better start running for your life they’re coming for you and everything you hold dear
They know the actual cannibal shia lebouf song by heart and no one knows why
Little do people know they sang it in a school talent show together when they were in primary and it was one the greatest moments of their lives
Matt was what inspired her computer skills from an early age, he showed her how to hack into peoples facebooks for the heck of it and now he’s created the delightful little monster we see today
“I left you once- I’ll never leave you again.” (VOLTRON: Legendary Defender S5) {K r o l i a}
Click for better quality!
I laughed when everyone joked Keith’s dad was a furry but man, looking at Krolia /who the hell could blame him/
(Reblogs really help artists a lot and are greatly appreciated! Please don’t repost without credit!) @singingartbird
Doctor: ok your laser eye surgery is complete
Matt Holt: sweet! How do I fire them?
MATTHEW HOLT FROM VOLTRON?!!?!
Well, My Adventures with Superman Season 2 seems and looks great and all but
HOLY SHIT IS THAT TWITCH STREAMER LYTHERO???