Matt And Pidge Headcanons

Matt and Pidge headcanons

Pidge was born premature and actually had throat issues the first few years of her life which led her to eating more soft foods for a longer time, thus her obsession with peanut butter

Speaking of her peanut butter cravings Matt used to share her love for the damn food until he ate so much nutella he barfed all over the kitchen counter

Now he can’t even look at a jar of peanut butter or nutella the same way without shuddering

Matt actually hates seeing Pidge cry, it is the worst thing for him and he feels like a monster every time he sees her in tears. It’s one of his biggest weaknesses

Despite both of them terrorizing each other their relationship is extremely close, and it consists of the basis ‘Yeah I can tease you but if anybody else does they’re fucking dead’

Their dog is actually a rescue pup!! They found her when she was a year old on the street and fell in love with her instantly

Matt talked so fucking much about Shiro back at the house that Pidge would start teasing him endlessly about it

“Matt and Shiro sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-”

Holding back the temptation to stab himself with a fork right there “ Katie shut uP”

Matt’s voice has a tendancy to crack when he’s trying to yell and Pidge doesn’t let him live it down

When Matt figured out he was bi the first person he told was her because sibling solidarity

She confides in him later in return that she’s ace

Now they won’t stop making jokes and everyone around them either hates it or loves it

“Guess you’ll always be all bi yourself matt”

“Haha nice one you damned pokemon”

When Matt first saw Pidge in her current attire he thought he had somehow met an alternate reality version of him and nearly had a heart attack

“Katie-? What are you- Are those my fucking glasses?!”

They both wholeheartedly believed in aliens on earth and are both psyched together that they’re real even tho matt found out in not the greatest of ways

If the other gets hurt you better start running for your life they’re coming for you and everything you hold dear

They know the actual cannibal shia lebouf song by heart and no one knows why

Little do people know they sang it in a school talent show together when they were in primary and it was one the greatest moments of their lives

Matt was what inspired her computer skills from an early age, he showed her how to hack into peoples facebooks for the heck of it and now he’s created the delightful little monster we see today

Forgot I had this oops

read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

Pidge: [Hacker voice] I'm in.

Keith: I don't think you're supposed to say "hacker voice".

Reblog to have protection from the goddess of virgins from fuck boys.

because having a friend of 10+ years is truly a special thing: 

hunk, looking at lance: “he just thought of something funny so he’s gonna come over to tell us” lance, heading towards them: “hey guys, wanna hear a joke?”

hunk: “ohh you see that slow grin? he’s gonna go tease keith right..about..now” lance: *does just that* 

coran, amazed: “what is this wizardry?” hunk, shrugging nonchalantly: “what can i say, i’m just that good” 

pidge “did y’all know hunk has a sun tattoo on his back??” lance: “oh yeah, i know. i’ve seen him naked before” keith: “you’ve seen him naked?”

lance, waving his hand dismissively: “look that’s not interesting-” 

pidge: “not interesting??” lance: “-what’s important is, hunk looks badass with tattoos”

lance, sending a message to hunk: [this is a code blue. i repeat, this is a code blue] hunk, getting up from the couch: “sorry y’all, i gotta go do something real quick”

allura: “where are you going?” hunk: “lance got stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper again” lance: [don’t tell them what it means!!!] hunk: “lol whoops”

shiro: “hey…lance? i just passed by hunk’s room and i heard a bunch of yelling and cursing coming from inside. is he okay?” lance: “oh yeah, don’t worry about it, he’s just working on a new project”

shiro: “are you sure? it sounded kinda intense” lance: “he’s fine. it’s when it gets quiet that you gotta worry. that’s when the real shit’s about to go down”

hunk: “lance do you know where i put the-” lance: “you left it in your toolbox” hunk: “how about the-” lance: “also in the toolbox”

lance: “have you seen my-” hunk: “i put it in your closet, go look there” allura, whispering to the others: “are they secretly mind readers?” shiro: “no, it’s just the power of friendship”