Hmmm

Hmmm

I may or may not have seen an evil book in question....

Depends on why you want to know

please citizens of wizard island island this is very important:

Have you seen an evil book by chance?

I know the Omnissiah gets He/Him'd a lot and so does the Machine God. but come on. you can't tell me the Machine God isn't properly referred to as It

It's a pity we were never able to get a scene of Thrawn and Vader, two Imperials who absolutely cannot stand each other, united in a common sense of smugness after the Death Star got blown up

Job application To Sinestro: here is why I would make a good yellow lantern. Pls hire me.

I have a strong imagination and no qualms about how I use it ( @catboy-pentheus I'm sure he will back me up as this being true ) meaning I will be able to create varied light constructs, make use of my powers in a wide range of scenarios and adapt to challenges.

I would like to be a yellow lantern specifically because all of the other damn colours need me to experience a specific emotion whereas the yellow lantern ring requires that I instill fear in others. This means I can be enjoying the thrill of combat or planning my retreat and either way I will be at maximum effectiveness

How will I elicit fear for my terrible schemes?

I will go to planets and I will return once per year ( unless I roll a 1 on a dice in which case I will leave it but kill twice as many the next year letting the suspense rise further) too painfuly kill two people

The person most afraid of me and the person least afraid of me

That way people will be scared of the fact that they are scared but also scared of not being scared enough

>:)

Then I will broadcast it all over the planet for everyone to watch but they will only get to see one and I will tell them that the other one is worse

In other words I will be very scary and villainous indeed

>>:)

Also I will tell them all about Rokos Basilisk

Imagine being a sentient robot built with planned obsolescence to force you to buy new body parts 💀

Robot disabilities. Robot who charges slowly and loses power incredibly fast and is always tired. Robot with malfunctioning lenses and can’t process visual information properly. Robot that can’t process anything too large and at a fast rate or else they’ll shut down. Robot with limbs screwed on too loose/just can’t attach correctly, so if they’re not careful they fall out. Robot disabilities,,,

I would watch the Hell out of this

Imagine if Studio Ghibli did an animated Discworld tv series.

Like…

Dude.