This Boye

this boye

oH MHMYT-

mmmmmMMMMMM

Slappy has a ticklish puppet torso and you can’t tell me otherwise.

I don’t care that he’s made of wood, whatever magic that can make him alive and sentient without a heart or a brain can make him ticklish without flesh or a nervous system.

This post is going to come back to haunt me, I swear.

What have i done

list of celestial words 🕊✨

astral (adj.) of, connected with, or resembling the stars. elysian (adj.) relating to or characteristic of heaven or paradise; peaceful and perfect. crepuscular (adj.) of, resembling, or relating to twilight. sempiternal (adj.) eternal and unchanging; everlasting. syzygy (n.) an alignment of three celestial objects, as the sun, the earth, and either the moon or a planet. empyrean (adj.) belonging to or deriving from heaven. sidereal (adj.) pertaining to the distant stars. paradisaic (adj.) of or belonging to heaven or god. lambent (adj.) (of light or fire) glowing, gleaming, or flickering with a soft radiance.

goosebumps as vines 2: cursed halloween

hannah: jokes on you

the jonas brothers can't break up they're b r o t h e r s-

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wally: [hands slappy a harmonica] if you play it, you get a hundred million dollars...but a hundred million people will die.

slappy: [plays it frantically-]

snappy: slappy, nO-

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slappy over the intercom: would the owner of the jeep wagoneer please come to the front desk-

stine: are my lights on?

slappy: no, i just wanted to see what you LOOKED like, dude, your car's friccin' ugLYY-

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slappy: RAAHH!! [yells at stine to spook him-]

stine: jESUS- uGh, i can't stand you-

slappy: you don't gotta stand, there's a chair right there

stine: [looks at it and sits down slowly] ...damn you.

(hi sorry this is so short lol

i'll make the next one longer uwo)

goosebumps as vines (mostly quensadilla) although i've probably done this before and yes hi i'm alive

slappy: [looking in the mirror] who is that sexy beast?? oOP it's me y'all already knew- you knew the truth- g'night [sips pepsi]

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slappy: what's your favorite piece of artwork

wally: ...probably, like, a three-piece chicken wing- with, like- eh- extra crispy-

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slappy: papa said my body proportions were off

[probably doin a weird pose] father i'm a star

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slappy: me and wally are going to the mall

stine: IT'S WALLY AND I

slappy: who does he- wally and I will END you if you correct me agaiN-

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zach when he first arrived in madison: [crying] why do i have to go to schOOL FIVE DAYS A WEEK-

SURROUNDED BY THE PEOPLE I DON'T LIK E-

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champ: don't ask for nudes

that's disgusting

get them jAWLINE PICTURES-