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cheesecakeyuri

2 years ago

Heterochromia?

*sigh*

. . . I guess being straight really is a disease huh.

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unhingedbisexual

3 years ago

Who’s Cain and what’s he enabling?

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sweetsparklydragoness16

1 year ago

What do you call a veterinarian who specializes in horses?

A veteri-neigh-rian

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ennard-but-cat

1 year ago

if you have sex in heaven

is that a holy fuck?

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poootz

3 years ago

What do you call a cat that likes salty things? A savour tooth tiger

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angelichallows

1 year ago

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business---goose

2 years ago

What do birds do when they don’t have a plan?

They just wing it

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