AG: Oh God Not Another Vantass On Here And You're The One Worse Than Karkat 8LUH

AG: oh god not another Vantass on here and you're the one worse than Karkat 8LUH

@poorlydrawnvriska

The 9ne w9rse, hm? I see.

Well, I will surely ap9l9gize 9n 6ehalf 9f any 9ther Kankri y9u may have stum6led up9n and have previ9usly interacted with, 6ut I will p9litely ask y9u t9 n9t jump t9 c9nclusi9ns 9f distatement with9ut having sp9ken t9 me pri9r, y9ung Serket. Lumping all alternates t9gether strips all 9f their identity and is a very unhealthy mindset t9 h9ld with alternative selves, y9u sh9uld d9 y9ur 6est t9 refrain fr9m using such language 9n the 9ff chance y9u end up triggering s9me9ne with identity issues.

Welcome to Tumblr. First piece of advice? Bbbbbbbrace yourself. People will ask weird things of you, some may attempt flirting. Just bbbbbbe prepared.

-SwimmingScout

Thank y9u anyway, it is very appreciated.

hey is the word “Bitchass Motherfucker who Pissed on my Wife” problematic? just trying to insult a hedgehog with hotsauce hair that did… something.

I'm n9t even sure where t9 6egin here?? Why did the 6east even-

H9tsauce hair??

9kay l99k it is never 9kay t99 call any9ne a, and due pard9n my language as I am simply qu9ting the questi9n, "6itchass M9therfucker" and it is especially disrespectful and harmful to harass wildlife. These creatures are simply d9ing their 6est t9 survive and need n9t such strange and unwarranted stress9rs casted up9n them.

Hug? 🫲---(・^・)---🫱

(Also is oc interaction allowed?)

and n9t t9 tight. three sec9nds maximum.

POKES YOU POKES YOU POKES YOU

T9uching any9ne with9ut asking 6ef9rehand can 6e incredi6ly triggering y9u kn9w!!! and s9 aggressive a69ut it....

Y9u kn9w, I 6elieve a pr9per intr9duction is in 9rder.

Greetings, my name is Kankri Vantas, avid sch9lar 9f s9cial p9litics 9f vari9us 9rigins; 6ef9ran, Alternian, Human, Carapacian, the list g9es 9n.

As f9r this 6l9g I figured it w9uld make f9r a g99d way t9 s9cialize with 9thers scattered acr9ss the c9nfinds 9f Parad9x space as well as 9ffer assisted t9 9thers if they have questions inv9lving anything, th9ugh I cann9t pr9mise I have every answer.

6e advised, I am an adult, and as such much heavier t9pics may make it's way here. I will n9t shy away fr9m such things 6ut I will insist as 6est I can a6s9lutely n9 depicti9ns 9f anything unsafe f9r workplace envir9nments will 6e sh9wn 9n this 6l9g.

6esides, I am quadrant n9n-practicing. It n9t like m9st will happen anyway.

Update Edit: I aid in giving care t9 @ask-cronus-grub n9w.

Lastly, my list 9f my pers9nal triggers:

Uns9licited Physical C9ntact.

Uns9licited Eye C9ntact.

C9mplementary and Anal9g9us Hate Speech.

Hatespeech 9f Any Kind, really.

Castist Rhet9ric.

T9xic Signist Language.

A6leist Slurs.

Hem9ph96ia.

Directed Class 9ppressi9n.

Uns9licited Pr9ver6i9us Attenti9n.

Culling Culture and Vi9lence Against Gru6s

Depicti9ns 9f G9re and Vi9lence.

Depicti9ns 9f Lusus A6use.

Tallks 9f Pail Filling, Slurries And 9ther C9ncupiscent Fluids

Lifespan Shaming.

Menti9ns 9f The Signless.

Ign9rance t9 Lifespan Privileges.

Pr9m9ti9n 9f Pr96lematic W9rldviews.

Pr9m9ti9n 9f Unhealthy Lifestyle Ch9ises.

I'm 22 years old and I advise those that find this blog to be at minimum 16+, no NSFW will be depicted here but idk man Tumblr is weird someone already asked fo rizz this man up lmao.

OOC: Hello! I am @celesticalcryptids!! I've been wanting to make a badlydrawn/poorlydrawn since I first learned of them a few months ago so here I am!! I was especially inspired by blogs such as @shittydrawnsollux @badlydrawnmeulin @badlydrawnkankri @badlydrawnjohn @poorlydrawnvriska

I'm totally down for character interactions oc or canon, I'm also down for things like shipping (no proships) and what not!! All I ask is ask me in DMs first or reach out to me on discord (same name)

Be extremely weird in the inbox and I will pretend I do not see.