"He Met A Fury!"

"He met a fury!"

"No, YOU'RE a furry, WHAT. HAPPENED. TO YOUR LEGS?!"

little things in the lightning thief musical I’m still Not Over

- when Percy made his ‘that seems kinda nuts’ joke, both him and Annabeth started giggling with each other until Grover was able to Glare Them Into Silence 

- the way Sally said ‘that’s your Dad’ kill me kjsdfs

- the fact that the Vienna Boys Choir consisted of two small paper bag puppets with like googly eyes…absolutely amazing. peak innovation  

- when Chiron got out of the wheelchair and they staged it like a magical girl transformation but then he was literally just walking around on two legs and wearing a clip on tail 

- after Katie complains to Dionysus that she doesn’t want to use anything made of wood he starts sharpening a pencil and holds it right up in her face dfkdfkdkf

- when Grover’s trying to apologize for what happened with the minotaur but Percy literally just runs into his arms and is like ‘I am SO glad your okay!!!’….thenk u mather for my life

- Poseidon’s voice being….Like That™

- Hades being a Sparkly Southern Gay™

- ‘and he started growing sunflowers- everywhere!’ *aggressively motions around crotch*

 - the way Gabe insisted on pronouncing ‘bean dip’

- ‘dude, are you…ever gonna wear pants again?’ ‘hahaha probably not!’

- when Percy was trying to look cool and slung riptide onto his shoulder before promptly screaming ‘OW!’ bc he forgot swords are Sharp 

- Percy had some line at Hades like ‘no way in hell-’ and then remembered he was in the Underworld and went ‘oh wait’

- in the opening scene every time Chiron says ‘kronos’ Mrs. Dodds like screams it back with an echo effect and green lights spot her and it was SO fucking funny

- not actually a little thing but like. Lighting Designer for this show. accept my hand in marriage 

- ‘Luke, Hermes kids are fast, so-’ ‘ACTUALLY THAT’S A STEREOTYPE’

- ‘You’re my dream girl!!!’

- im blanking on the rest now bc it’s late but anyway. WHEN will they get their Tony

Anyone else ever say something and ask "what the hell?"

Brain: I need a new coping mechanism

Me: no you don't

Brain: b-but :((

Me: we HAVE coping mechanisms! We have a bunch at home!! *motions to alters*

Brain: I want another one. *splits*

Me: wow

Removing curlers with clips that go both ways feels like trying to remove a saw trap

Every time my period comes around I just ask myself "how much blood did you prepare for this?!" And I'm amazed every time.

that moment when you start talking to your partner through reblogs<3