How About Ploy Marauders Going To A Party And Sirius Promised To Do Readers Make Up, But Is Late So The

How about ploy marauders going to a party and Sirius promised to do readers make up, but is late so the other two are making an attempt. Sure they might know how to do Sirius's messy style, but do they know big dramatic styles? Can James do a perfect wing?

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“Can you stay still?” Remus asks, turning your face a half inch where it’s held in his hand. 

“Can James stop kissing me?” you ask. 

James pulls his face from the curve of your neck, the warmth of his lips lingering on your skin. “Sorry, are you busy?” 

“You’re supposed to be helping.”

“Don’t act like you weren’t enjoying yourself.” 

You smile. Remus rubs the softest curve under your eye with his thumb, the tip of his tongue sticking out between his lips. He doesn’t know he’s doing it, concentrating instead on your face and the wetness of your makeup where it’s beginning to sink in. “I don’t know what I’m doing,” he sighs. 

“You know better than I do,” James says. 

You don’t know a thing about it, that’s why you’d arranged for Sirius to do your makeup tonight before Marl’s birthday bash, but where is your awful boyfriend? Late, decidedly unavailable for makeup-ing. 

“You’ve done his mascara a thousand times,” James argues with Remus. 

“Yes, but Sirius has never asked me to do his blush.” Remus’ hand moves to the side of your face. “You are lovely, though. I think using only a little of everything is working in our favour.” 

“Sirius only lets him do mascara because he already has nice eyelashes,” you worry. It won’t matter if Remus messes up or doesn’t get close enough to the root. 

“Yes, and because he likes it when Remus holds his face like that,” James points out, eyeing Remus’ hand where it stays at your cheek. Remus has long fingers, ever-so slightly thick with two golden rings that kiss your chin as he lets his hand fall, and he’s always gentle. 

“James, I’m tapping out.” 

James pretends to roll up sleeves he isn’t wearing, your bulkiest boyfriend in a short-sleeved t-shirt that showcases the lean muscle of his forearms, the not so lean ridges of his biceps. They tense as he sits up, his knee jabbing yours, the bed creaking dangerously beneath your angled weight. “What’s there left to do? She’s gorgeous.” 

“What did you want?” Remus asks you. 

“Uh, I wanted, you know…” You sound ridiculously shy. You wish you could just do all of this faff by yourself rather than force their attention, but neither boy seems annoyed. “He does that smudgey eyeliner, it makes my eyes look bigger. And lipgloss, but I can do that myself.” 

“Are you kidding? That’s the best part,” James says. He gives you a smile confident enough to reassure you and handsome enough to make you shy from his touch all over again. “Pass me the black pencil, Remus. I’ve got this.” 

James does not got this, his expression melding from happy, adoring, to perturbed, and then annoyed. “Aw, I’ve fucked it.” 

Remus shakes his head vehemently. “You haven’t! We just need a wet wipe.” 

They search the room for Sirius’ wet wipes and come up empty-handed. A towel is wetted and taken carefully to your eyes instead, cold and rough on your eyelids. 

“Be gentler,” Remus whispers. 

James is practically atop you know, your chin tilted up to his hand. “Sorry,” he whispers in turn, then to you solely, “‘m I hurting you?” 

“No.” You’re whispering too. It feels appropriate; they’re both very close to you, and this movement might fix or ruin your makeup with the party’s start time drawing ever closer. 

“I think I’ve fixed it,” James says, taking the pencil up again, the nib soft as it rolls over the corner of your eye. “Sirius can perfect it in the car, right?” 

“I thought you were good at everything?” you ask. 

James turns your face up impossibly higher, craning his head down for a peck. “Yes,” he whispers severely, “I’m good at everything. But Sirius is usually better. Quick, let’s find your lipgloss before we’re late.” 

Remus tries to tell James that it isn’t true, a serious conversation at a bad time, and James won’t listen to a word of it. They quibble over who’s doing your lipgloss, bathe you in compliments when they’re done —aw, dove, you look so cute, and cute? she looks perfect— then suddenly an abrupt beep is sounding outside. The three of you scramble into your jackets and down the stairs, meeting Sirius where he leans against the car. He throws the keys to Remus, ushering you into the backseat with him for some last minute clean up. 

“Hey, they’ve done a good job,” he praises, another hand on your face to turn it up kindly to the light. “Did you bring your lipgloss?”  

You nod quickly and dig for it in your jacket. 

“What!” James says from the front, turning in the passenger seat to complain. “That’s the one thing we did perfectly.” 

The car starts. Remus laughs to himself behind the steering wheel. 

“Did I say otherwise?” Sirius asks, letting his fingers curve toward the back of your neck. Pale in the light, eyes lit with something funny you’ve yet to hear, he dips in close to you and talks quietly, “I’m sorry, I promised I’d do your makeup for the party. But you’ve all done well without me, you look perfect, especially your lips.” 

“Then what did you want it for?” you ask, confused, your seat belt pulling as Sirius encourages you forward. 

“To reapply.” He taps your neck with a fingertip. “Spare a kiss? I promise I’ll fix any mess.” 

Commotion from the front seat.

“James–” Remus warns. 

“What? I want to watch.” 

“Freak,” Sirius says lovingly. 

“How am I a freak? She’s my girlfriend, you’re my boyfriend, and you’re doing that voice like you’re gonna lay her down in the back seat.” 

“James.” 

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don’t you want me | boyfriend!steve x reader x eddie

content & context: you and steve are tasked with checking in on eddie while he’s hiding out at reefer rick’s. 

mentions of drugs & all parties smoke, virgin!eddie, eddie gets caught masturbating by reader and steve, oral (all receiving and giving), steve accidentally initiates oral with eddie (makes sense i promise), fingering (f receiving), unprotected sex, steve!breeding kink, cum play, cum swapping. everyone’s a lil fruity! reader is kinda just passed around!! **emphasizing that there are sexual interactions between steve and eddie!**

she/her pronouns used for reader!

author’s note: … i can’t believe this is finally getting posted but here we are! its been ages in the making and i’m so glad to finally have it out there. if i missed something during editing pls let me know! <3

word count: 8.4k - i added plot to this one!

If you thought Steve complained about being the babysitter, you should hear the way he complains about being Eddie’s caretaker. 

In all honesty, he still wasn’t quite sure that Eddie was completely innocent in all this mess. Was he a killer? Probably not. That doesn’t mean he wants to hang around the guy, let alone have you hang around him. 

He’s protective, that’s all. 

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"you are sick," raam's hoarse voice was quieter than usual, making a rush of goosebumps rise on your flushed skin. you swear you almost heard concern in her otherwise dismissive tone. 

you only shook your head in response to her observation, but it didn't make her more relaxed. quite the opposite, it seems. or maybe it was a result of your curious hand wandering all over her side. the skin under the chimera's feathers is almost hot, and you were drawn to it like a moth to a flame.

"you shouldn't." she continued, though admittedly, her resolve did crumble a little there. you were just so… small. a lone female, lost in her part of the woods. defenseless and cold. poor thing.

raam didn't think twice before bringing you into her den, even if she looked a bit apprehensive at the sight of you at first. you were freezing, and the blizzard that picked up made it impossible for you to retrace your steps and find the way you came from. 

and now you're here. woken up from your restless sleep, fever-ridden, and most importantly, sitting comfortably in the clutches of a very dangerous creature. raam could tear you apart with terrifying ease, just like she did with a deer when you stumbled on her earlier in the day. 

but she won't. not when you press up against her like that, desperate for the warmth you know she will provide. the lioness's breath falters at the feeling of your naked body, finally sliding a clawed hand up your spine. 

oh, your sweat-covered skin under her paws, the sound of your barely audible intake of air. she didn't miss anything. even how she, herself, reacted to your suggestive ministrations. you weren't the most subtle one, you know. not in this state of mind.

the things i would do to her, raam thinks, but pushes these desires away for now. she will have you. but later, so that you will remember in detail how good of an experience the huntress can truly give you.

HELLO i cum come bearing gifts! aka the monster fucker audio porn links I didn’t share when I first told u guys I found them bcus I immediately lost them and have just found the right ones again!

18+ ONLY. THESE ARE LINKS TO LITERAL AUDIO PORN. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AND GET ME IN TROUBLE.

the first four are all by the same guy!!! v v good!

-> you’re in a forest and a bunch of werewolves find you but the alpha wants you alive, you end up becoming his mate and this one is fucking GOOD! almost an hour as well

-> sequel to above, you find your new alpha mate in his rut and insist you can handle it, and um. honestly guys. this one is my favourite. the cunnilingus 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 the growling 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 the knotting 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 the possessiveness 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 and my personal favourite, lots of “where are you going? you told me you could handle it, get back here” and tugging you back-

-> being in a shipwreck and getting rescued by some sort of yandere tentacle monster, lots of buildup and then showing those tentacles exactly what he’s been missing with human women…

-> in an attempt to control your vampire bf’s urges, you chain him up and have a go at controlling his more…base instincts hehehehehe

-> a squid boy loves collecting treasure but you convince him you’re an even greater treasure than the jewels he hoarded and he becomes obsessed with your pussy, the most valuable treasure of all 🤌🏻

-> your roommate tells you to lock the door bcus it’s the full moon and he can get a little…raucous, but you’re curious and happen to leave your bedroom door unlocked! of course!

-okay so those were the new finds, these ones are just ones I’ve been listening to for a while and realised I hadn’t shared with my fellow monsterfuckers lol

-> you interview a minotaur for some…adult film work (it’s a casting couch) and he showcases his talents. honestly. all I will say. all you need to hear. the sound effects. the hoof sound effects.

-> you run an inn that caters to all sort of mythical types, and one day an old acquaintance comes knocking (some sort of orc/Goliath…big man type) and your relationship progesses

-> a little different but you’re a vampire sort of like. noble woman? idk you’re rich and hot and powerful and your butler is in fuckin love with you, he’s desperate to please and serve you soooo

-> I haven’t listened to this in a while but it’s in my notes app so I must have liked it, basically u summon a demon accidentally I think but uh. he’s not. why not take advantage of the situation?

-> your friends are out for Halloween but you stay back alone-except it turns out you’re not quite alone bcus the veil is thin on Halloween and the cute ghost who haunts your apartment has an thing for you….

anyway, hope everyone eighteen and above enjoys these!

@werecreature-addicted I still don’t know which acc u follow me on so I have no idea who I’m mutuals with but I think u would like this list

@paranoid-borderline-insane I tag u in everything I do and also u have notifs on but hello anyway!

@slutsoutgutsout idk I just think u would like this

@nanamis-bunny hello I just think you’d like these tooooo

there are many other followers I often see in my notes but I can’t remember how to spell ur usernames I’m sorry 😔😔😔😔😔 I hope u find this!