Literally If You Have Sharper Than Normal Canine Teeth And You Choose To File Them Down Thats The The

literally if you have sharper than normal canine teeth and you choose to file them down that’s the the equivalent of an angel getting their wings ripped off. To me

If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.

Question for the monster fuckers of tumblr!! More specifically goblin fuckers <3

Pls rb after voting <3

Imagine being the only human at a monster market and everyone is obsessed with you. They insist on you setting a kissing booth to "get a bit more money" than selling your usual human bread. When you finally give in, the line is so long you can't see the end of it. You kiss so many monsters you lose track of what is what or who is who. You promised it was only going to be a one time thing, but you can't stop thinking about how many tongues where shoved back your throat, how many textured lips and wild hands grabbed your hair... You can't stop thinking what else would they do to you. That gets you so hot under the collar that you have masturbated about that idea way too many times. Maybe you could try again. Maybe you get a bit frisky and let them touch you a bit more. Maybe some of them can't hold themselves back and grope you. Maybe a traveling hand fingerfucks you in the middle of the market with everyone looking. And maybe your booth becomes the talk of the market and even more monsters come to see you. Come to touch you. Maybe you become can upgrade to a sex booth...

HELLO i cum come bearing gifts! aka the monster fucker audio porn links I didn’t share when I first told u guys I found them bcus I immediately lost them and have just found the right ones again!

18+ ONLY. THESE ARE LINKS TO LITERAL AUDIO PORN. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AND GET ME IN TROUBLE.

the first four are all by the same guy!!! v v good!

-> you’re in a forest and a bunch of werewolves find you but the alpha wants you alive, you end up becoming his mate and this one is fucking GOOD! almost an hour as well

-> sequel to above, you find your new alpha mate in his rut and insist you can handle it, and um. honestly guys. this one is my favourite. the cunnilingus 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 the growling 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 the knotting 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 the possessiveness 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 and my personal favourite, lots of “where are you going? you told me you could handle it, get back here” and tugging you back-

-> being in a shipwreck and getting rescued by some sort of yandere tentacle monster, lots of buildup and then showing those tentacles exactly what he’s been missing with human women…

-> in an attempt to control your vampire bf’s urges, you chain him up and have a go at controlling his more…base instincts hehehehehe

-> a squid boy loves collecting treasure but you convince him you’re an even greater treasure than the jewels he hoarded and he becomes obsessed with your pussy, the most valuable treasure of all 🤌🏻

-> your roommate tells you to lock the door bcus it’s the full moon and he can get a little…raucous, but you’re curious and happen to leave your bedroom door unlocked! of course!

-okay so those were the new finds, these ones are just ones I’ve been listening to for a while and realised I hadn’t shared with my fellow monsterfuckers lol

-> you interview a minotaur for some…adult film work (it’s a casting couch) and he showcases his talents. honestly. all I will say. all you need to hear. the sound effects. the hoof sound effects.

-> you run an inn that caters to all sort of mythical types, and one day an old acquaintance comes knocking (some sort of orc/Goliath…big man type) and your relationship progesses

-> a little different but you’re a vampire sort of like. noble woman? idk you’re rich and hot and powerful and your butler is in fuckin love with you, he’s desperate to please and serve you soooo

-> I haven’t listened to this in a while but it’s in my notes app so I must have liked it, basically u summon a demon accidentally I think but uh. he’s not. why not take advantage of the situation?

-> your friends are out for Halloween but you stay back alone-except it turns out you’re not quite alone bcus the veil is thin on Halloween and the cute ghost who haunts your apartment has an thing for you….

anyway, hope everyone eighteen and above enjoys these!

@werecreature-addicted I still don’t know which acc u follow me on so I have no idea who I’m mutuals with but I think u would like this list

@paranoid-borderline-insane I tag u in everything I do and also u have notifs on but hello anyway!

@slutsoutgutsout idk I just think u would like this

@nanamis-bunny hello I just think you’d like these tooooo

there are many other followers I often see in my notes but I can’t remember how to spell ur usernames I’m sorry 😔😔😔😔😔 I hope u find this!