I Made Something Very Dumb Today!

I made something very dumb today!

Still can't believe that that big ugly stone face on the Palazzo Braschi was a thing in Mussolini's Italy. It really does look like it belongs in a boss fight...

So cozy! <3

I'm a Zillenial and my parents were early adopters of broadband, so I was too young to remember the days when internet wasn't broadband (and my parents wouldn't let infant-me go on the internet anyway).

My family did have one holdout for AOL dial-up though-- a pair of family friends who stuck by it until 2008-ish. I remember finding it annoying and wondering why they didn't just switch over to the internet that doesn't need the phone.

They said it was less expensive, but I don't know if that was actually true.

Do you guys remember when the house first got a broadband connection and suddenly people could use the internet whenever without tying up the phone line. Nothing in life has ever felt as luxurious a life upgrade as that did.

Initially read that label as "Clown Fierce Blanket" and was deeply confused by the adorable content lol

Clown Fleece Blanket by MilkyTomato

I had a dream a couple of nights ago where somebody said that tough guys can't wear dresses so Guzma started walking around in this really fancy fucking wedding dress because nobody tells your boy what he can't wear and real tough guys can handle anything.

And he was still acting like himself, or at least my weird dream-colored doesn't-even-play-the-new-Pokemon-games-except-Masters perception of him. So there's this big rough tough guy in an impressive wedding dress pestering people, drinking malasodas, and breaking stuff.

Everybody just kind of rolled with it and acted like he was in his usual attire. That was except for an exchange between a random person and Nanu. The person is complaining about the public indecency and Nanu just replies "yeah he's breaking everything he's definitely not decent." So the person keeps trying to redefine what public indecency is without saying outright that what he doesn't like is Guzma in a dress, and Nanu just either doesn't get it or doesn't care. I wish I could remember the exact contents of the whole exchange because it was like something out of a standup comedy routine.

The dream then went off in a completely different direction, except at one point where I was looking at social media five months later (in dream time) and wedding dresses were trending as the thing for gangsters to wear because of Guzma. There was even like a bridal-themed bank robbery and stuff.

I tried to draw it but gave up because I suck at drawing. Still, the whole thing made me smile when I woke up. So after some deliberations, I thought I'd tell the entire internet about it.

Obviously, Arceus wants you to find an Azurill and evolve it. Pre-Generation 6, about one in three female Azurill will evolve into a male Marill.

Posting before pride month ends…