I Can Not Put Into Words How Much I Would Love An Anime From Sasukes POV. Same Plot. Same Actions. Just

I can not put into words how much I would love an anime from Sasuke’s POV. Same plot. Same actions. Just with his POV and thoughts.

Consider: Other villages tried to steal kekki genkai from multiple clans in Konoha

Consider also: It’s a damn miracle no one ever tried to kidnap Sasuke

Consider: Kisame smelling like a fish

Also consider: Itachi smelling the same due to their partnership

To add on to this, the Akatsuki base probably smells terrible.

Nagato: He’s legit not one, but multiple floating corpses

Konan: She’s probably actually okay. I feel like she smells like either old or freshly printed books. 

Kakuzu: He has a lot of hair inside him and I’m not sure I trust that he properly washes it :/

Hidan: Blood. He probably smells like musty blood 24/7.

Kisame: As mentioned before, he probably smells fishy

Itachi: Fish with a mix of teenage angst and bird. Who knows where his crows have been.

Deidara: He probably smells like straight up gun powder all the time.

Sasori: He would be alright if not for his multiple corpse puppets

Tobi: He’s probably just messy tbh

Consider: Kisame smelling like a fish

Also consider: Itachi smelling the same due to their partnership

Itachi Uchiha and Ken Ichijoiji have a special place in my heart:

I hated your mother fuckers so god damn much, how dare you have such  captivating character twists. Eat dirt. I can’t believe YOU TWO ended up being my favorites from the series. Fuck.

Sasuke wasn’t “Possessed by evil/darkness” he just wanted people to get out of his damn business and stop stalking/forcing their narratives on him.