HC That Itachi Has A Pet Peeve About People Thinking Ravens And Crows Are The Same Animal

HC that Itachi has a pet peeve about people thinking ravens and crows are the same animal 

Not enough punk Itachis in modern aus tbh

Like. Yeah okay ceo, top student, good boy^tm is fine and all but remember when this guy fully + canonly got into a fist fight with a bunch of cops? Remember when in the novels he gave the people that fucked him over worse deaths than the ones that didn't? Remember when he rolled up on multiple occasions to call people idiots (his chuunin exams + said cops mostly)? Remember him reverse Freddy Krugering that other kid in the chuunin exams? Remember him being like "Nah I'm not doing this" and just skipping class routinely.

I love my boy. But I'm just saying, he was just as punk coded as Sasuke

I'm so bad about keeping track of my chapter count with one fic in particular. Every time I get the urge to write more for it I'm like "Oh yeah I should add onto that one-shot" then I look and I apparently wrote and uploaded five chapters at some point

Me when I make a fix-it fic and have to actually discuss how the main character is fixing things instead of going "Anddddd danzos arrested and the Akatsuki are reformed and the kids are all getting taken care of yay": Fucking outrageous /j

A little half-baked thought that pops in my head routinely and I find interesting to consider: Izuna reincarnating as Itachi.

Bc yknow. He died first so he's older + the strong affection they both have for their siblings + generally being Doomed By The Narrative. Izuna dying and his soul feeling just lost in it's second life, trying to take in the world around him and understand the point of it all. Then his brother reincarnating and it just clicking / filling a hole in his chest even though he has no idea why. And just. Izuna's soul's love for his brother surpassing the ties of hatered he had for the senju / would have had for the village in his past life.

But also just. How pissed he'd be if he saw his own second incarnation. And probably ready to yell to the heavens that he was right that pairing with the Senju would be a mistake for their clan. Maybe I'll bother actually thinking about the concept for more than 5 minutes at some point and write a fic but for now. I just need to put it out there bc I think it's neat to think about.

I love going back in my fic and realizing I was CLEARLY half asleep when writing the chapter. "Itachi bought 80 green poker chips-" No. No the fuck he did not. He did not just bust out 2k on poker chips like it was fucking nothing.