Listen. The Scene Was Horribly Tragic In Retrospect And All But.

Listen. The scene was horribly tragic in retrospect and all but.

Something about the moment in the Itachi vs Sasuke final fight when Itachi stretches out his arms and yells "You have my spare eyes!" just never fails to hit me as a. Oh yeah, that's an older sibling trying to scare the sh_t out of his younger sibling moment. I don't know what it is but it just. Has such strong "I'm gonna getcha!" energy to me.

Me, about to upload a chapter to a03: uh fuck what was that website called (I use that website every day. That Webite should have its name pernamently imprinted on my brain. How the hell I genuinely drew a blank is beyond me.)

-Kisame keeps doing pushups in his and Itachi’s bedroom floor while Itachi is trying to sleep

I made the Akatsuki on the Sims and they’re all heathens.

-Deidara and Hidan keep stomping around the house cussing without prompt

-Hidan keeps pranking the toilet and and as such breaking it repetitively

-Sasori is just. Always sobbing in his bed.

-Kisame has set the house on fire multiple times

-Sasuke keeps visiting and Hidan is Mean to him

Not enough punk Itachis in modern aus tbh

Like. Yeah okay ceo, top student, good boy^tm is fine and all but remember when this guy fully + canonly got into a fist fight with a bunch of cops? Remember when in the novels he gave the people that fucked him over worse deaths than the ones that didn't? Remember when he rolled up on multiple occasions to call people idiots (his chuunin exams + said cops mostly)? Remember him reverse Freddy Krugering that other kid in the chuunin exams? Remember him being like "Nah I'm not doing this" and just skipping class routinely.

I love my boy. But I'm just saying, he was just as punk coded as Sasuke

I just finished svsss and decided to take a look into some Shen Jiu fics because. Shen Jiu. And. This fandom as a whole doesn’t seem to believe in fix it fics / happy fics h u h? The amount of dead dove descriptions I’ve seen. The doves are the main cuisine of this fandom from the looks of it.

So in the Itachi Daylight / Midnight novels it talks about how he put Izumi in a genjutsu and had the two of them live out their lives together in an instant (Getting married, having children, growing old, retiring, etc), right? Well every few months I become just. Shattered at the thought for both of them. They were both ~12 to ~14ish. Being used as pawns by the village + clan. While all they wanted was to get to live their lives alongside each other.

Their relationship might have been barely baked. But by the gods if that isn't one of the most tragic things I've ever read. She lived that life out and was happy to have it, even knowing it was an imitation of something she'd never have. He put so much care into it, to have crafted a world and time where they could be together happily for decades. He made every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every month of every year for her. He made them a world were they got to plan their wedding. Where they got to see their children's first steps and words. Where she got to fulfil her dream and become an accomplished shinobi. Knowing she would never experience the real thing. He also had to live through this life alongside her. He was there, marrying her. He was there, watching the children he created grow for years. Raising those children beside her. Working alongside her for years in the field. Then. In one final moment her consciousness snapped and he was suddenly back in the body of a child again, holding his girlfriend who died before getting to experience any of it in the real world. In the body of a solider, who would likewise never get to experience it himself. He lost his wife, his children, his home, his perfect reality. And then had to go sever his ties with his real reality too. Both of them just. Hurt so much to think about.