Absolutely Stupid Realization I Just Came To That I Find. So Much Funnier Than It Really Is.

Absolutely stupid realization I just came to that I find. So much funnier than it really is.

Blood types. As a concept. Low key sound like some shit you'd find in a soulmate au.

Like oh?? Different people have different blood types in their veins?? You can only take or give blood to those whom you're compatible with??? Their survival depends on that which you were fated with??? Okay buddy.

Never once has anyone in Konoha ever successfully whispered. They all think they follow soap opera rules where if they aren't making eye contact the other person can't hear.

Civilian, hand to their mouth, clearly leaning in: H e y I s n t T h a t T h e B o y

Other Civillian: Y e a h he's six we see him once a week walking around why are you still shocked

Little naruto, staring directly at them:

and then he protected him forever and nothing bad happened ! EVER!

Time travel au with Shizuma where he ends up in the past and attempts to join the Akastuki by offering them information on the future. Giving them intel he learned in school/from stories to avoid their eventual defeat (/eventual 'peace' in the mist). And being horrified as a good chunk of the organization is like "Maybe we should speed run this if we have a clean shot to achieving peace actually" while he is there going "no no no listen that is NOT the message I am trying to deliver"

Yamato and Kakashi gift Itachi a shirt with this imagine on it for his 12th birthday. It's one of his most prized possessions.

A Moment Lost in Time

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