Shizuma Hoshigaki - Tumblr Posts
Me, adding toy shark teeth to my cart: ItsforShizumaItsforShizumaItsforShizuma
Shizuma 🤝 Sasuke:
Hey, village- I noticed something pretty messed up about your system and it’s hurting me/my clan-
Village:
Shhhhhhh no one cares you’re both horrible and possessed by evil Shizuma 🤝 Sasuke: ...
The Shizuma brain worms are back. If not meant to be KisaIta's son / metaphorical legacy (?) . Why son shaped. Why speaking words I could easily overlay over any screenshot of either young Itachi or Kisame. Why overlaying narrative themes.
Time travel au with Shizuma where he ends up in the past and attempts to join the Akastuki by offering them information on the future. Giving them intel he learned in school/from stories to avoid their eventual defeat (/eventual 'peace' in the mist). And being horrified as a good chunk of the organization is like "Maybe we should speed run this if we have a clean shot to achieving peace actually" while he is there going "no no no listen that is NOT the message I am trying to deliver"
Possessed sword au but it's just Kisame and Zabuza watching Shizuma try to recreate the 7 swordsmen with their heads in their hands
Might I suggest:
He was planned, just not by either of his parents. And possible not known about either.
What if Orochimaru pulled an Orochimaru?
He could have been prepping for when Sasuke's body died out, either to have a high quality vessel ready (massive chakra reserves + sharingan) or to at least begin the rough draft stages of trying to figure out how exactly to do that.
Given, it does leave a lot of questions as to how he ended up in Kiri (unless he just stumbled his way out of the tank when Sasuke was destroying the hideout or something) but I think it'd be a fun concept.
Let's talk about this ☺
(Ok then I don't know what to post so I leave you something that I will also post on my second account @lawieiscrazy )

If he's not a kisaita fanchild then why is he... (I'm sure some animator was peacefully drawing a fanchild of their favorite ship and studio pierrot said "Hey, let's use that design because I can't think of anything else" and then BOOM! Shizuma appears. I mean... come on, he's even a Hoshigaki, so it makes sense... 😒)
Also if I go with the KisaIta thing. I feel he could probably win Kisame over without. Too much difficulty. But would have a harder time with Itachi soley because he couldn't read Itachi near as well. Like.
He's assigned as a temporary third of their squad while the organization is figuring out what they're doing since it isn't like yknow. Kakuzu or Sasori will be much help in refining his talents (Water based jutsu and kenjutsu - something both Kisame and Itachi are familiar with plus just. Them generally being clan + if Shizuma awakens his sharingan [which I have so many thoughts on oh boy] at least he'd have someone to train him. Plus Kisame to watch for his loyalty since tbf the last time a guy went "Let me join!!" It didn't go well [Orochimaru].
Him joining and being like. Okay. I'm in the era of conflict. Fuck yeah. This feels so much closer to the concept of home vs anything I've felt in a long while. He's feeling it, absolutely settling in well. With his general quietness/politeness (Kakuzu + Sasori are happy he's out of their way), being absolutely down to wreck havoc with them when Hidan or Deidara are getting up to shit, and moving like a machine on missions - absolutely having the time of his life while being so efficient and out of the way it actually helps Kisame and Itachi on their missions despite him being substantially weaker. Just. Aiding them both and utterly triving falling into bloodlust^tm with Kisame.
But anyway. Him just. Not being able to figure out why Itachi doesn't seem to like him (Itachi doesn't hate him he's just. Trying to slide the fucking kid into his plans and trying to decide how to handle him. Mission wise and emotionally.)
But Shizuma just. Absolutely obliterating the enemy and looking over his shoulder like See. I'm Strong. I Belong Here. And absolutely falling apart over the realization that. Fuck. He's always wanted validation for his existence deep down. But having got it from Kisame. He wants it from Him too. What does he have to do to get it. And just. Losing his mind trying to understand why he's not getting it bc. Look!! He's ruthless, just like Itachi. Look!! He's clever in battle, just like Itachi. Look!! He took down like 10 guys himself, isn't that something to look at!!
Just. Shizuma being faced with the realization that what he wants is not Just Bloodshed. That he was *Built* for bloodshed and that he's *Good* at bloodshed so he *Does* bloodshed and deserves to be acknowledged because *Hes Doing It Right, He Is Right, Doesn't Itachi See That? Doesn't The World See That?*
Meanwhile poor Itachi is watching from the sidelines like oh. Great. Parenthood. Now I can juggle the emotional crisises of a fourteen year old plus mine. Okay. Fuck. Good job, universe. Give the man that is simply a pile of emotional baggage wrapped in a cloak ANOTHER bag to carry and keep track of. Great idea.
Time travel au with Shizuma where he ends up in the past and attempts to join the Akastuki by offering them information on the future. Giving them intel he learned in school/from stories to avoid their eventual defeat (/eventual 'peace' in the mist). And being horrified as a good chunk of the organization is like "Maybe we should speed run this if we have a clean shot to achieving peace actually" while he is there going "no no no listen that is NOT the message I am trying to deliver"
I am so normal about all the Kirigakure shinobi. Especially the aquatic ones.
This is the exact dynamic Dad!Kisame would have with kid!Shizuma in a modern au
