Hiashi. Please. For The Love Of All Your Bitter Old Heart Holds Dear. Yes. Please. Stop Being Mean To

Hiashi. Please. For the love of all your bitter old heart holds dear. Yes. Please. Stop being mean to your daughters and nephew.

I made the Akatsuki on the Sims and they’re all heathens.

-Deidara and Hidan keep stomping around the house cussing without prompt

-Hidan keeps pranking the toilet and and as such breaking it repetitively

-Sasori is just. Always sobbing in his bed.

-Kisame has set the house on fire multiple times

-Sasuke keeps visiting and Hidan is Mean to him

Fic where the unjust death of the Uchiha and the subsequent horrific abuse to their bodies via blatant and indiscriminant eye theft results in Konoha being haunted by the spirits of several very angry Uchiha.

"You know... They say that so long as an Uchiha's eyes do not rest in their body, their spirit will never find peace."

When the husk of a woman who used to be Mikoto smiles, there is blood in her teeth.

"What do you think, Elder Danzo?"

Ft.

- Sasuke being repeatedly lured into the woods by the ghosts of his family (and notably, his parents) both bc some want to protect him and some, not powerful enough to retain their sanity in death, wish for him to die so they might take their eyes as their own

- Nara Shikaku, among others in the Hokage's tower, being repeatedly faced with the unsettlingly eyeless ghost of Fugaku as he appears sporadically and attempting to act as if nothing is wrong— always dissapearing when someone questions how he is there (whether he truly seems to keep forgetting that he has died is unclear, but no methods to purge the offices seems able to keep him away for long)

- the spirit of Mikoto taking on a spokesperson role for the dead, as she seems to have been the one to retain the most of herself in death while plagued with the corruptive everything that comes with being a spirit tied to the earth through nefarious means (with Fugaku being a potential second— if he wasn't so busy w convincing himself he hadn't died at all)

- Danzo being haunted by the more mindlessly violent Uchiha ghosts, driven mad in the afterlife at seeing their eyes in his unworthy flesh

- A surprisingly sane Kagami who has Thoughts and Feelings ab Danzo taking his eye— and the mystery of how exactly he had died

- A suddenly the most qualified person to deal with ghosts Kakashi, who's unfortunatley doomed both attract and to be able to see the Uchiha ghosts with his sharingan, and has them breathing down the back of his neck with talk of watching after Sasuke and GETTING REVENGE !!!!!!!!!!!!! which he is legally obligated to do now as the elder ghosts deem his service as their conduit to be his duty, since they gave him a pass on the eye thing. There's a lot of "see I TOLD you it was a good idea to let him keep the eye!! Clearly Amaterasu has left him here for us to use in our darkest of hours"

Aka forcefully adopted by Uchiha ghosts Kakashi who's "adoption" reads a little more like "indentured servitude to the afterlife"

(And he can't help but wonder why he hasn't seen Obito's ghost, after so many years with his eye in his head...

- Itachi being absoloutley hounded by the guilt of what hes done and the spirits of those hes killed, whove left the haunting of Konoha specifically to haunt him (He is not having fun) (The ghost of Shisui is doing his best to ward away the more volatile ones)

And more !!! Potentially, idk. This would be a fun one if I wrote it but I will not. Someone totally should tho , just, not me.

My younger sibling, making some of their health mix for me: Okay so as warning. This stuff works wonders but is disgusting. I usually take it in shot form and follow it with a chaser.

Me: Yeah okay lol dramatic ass pour the vegetable shot

Me, taking the shot and literally falling to my knees with tears in my eyes: oh my god why would you put yourself through that every day. What the fuck man.

I feel this is the closest thing to ever getting to try Xie Lian's cooking. My gods. It's like burnt matcha, protein powder mixed with paint, and limes all thrown together.

Today I learned that a high pain tolerance does NOT translate to having a strong stomach. My knees actually and for real hit the floor. My ass was kneeling on the kitchen floor doing the world's shittiest Itachi impression like.

I will say. The headache that has plagued me for months does hurt a bit less only ~15 minutes later. I think that fucking concoction knocked it out of me.

Something I think about. So often. Is the scene with Sasuke resurrecting the Hokage. Where Hashirama refers to Sasuke as an "Innocent Uchiha child" and Tobirama calls Sasuke a "Strapling". Implying both precieve 16/17ish year old Sasuke as still being a child.

Which I mean. They aren't wrong. But it was so jarring the first time I made that connection considering. Everything. In naruto.

Ik it was probably just an excuse for Sasuke to give his "I'm not innocent nor a child" speech/ for the sake of Hashirama and Tobirama goofiness but idk. It's just interesting to me. That that's their initial precieving of someone that age.

I love fandom Izuna but every time I watch a scene where he's in it I'm like. Who is this. Who de-pazzazzed the boy. Who stole his sarcasm and attitude problems. Where's my prissy son.

[Anti-Jiraiya, probably skip this post if you're a fan of him]

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Me, opening up naruto trading cards and seeing one is a UR: Oh fucking hell yeah let's go let's go!! What a win!!

Me, seeing it's Jiraiya: Oh. You.

I actively felt my dopamine levels spike. Then immediately plummet. In half a second.