Also. On This ^^^^. 100%.

Also. On this ^^^^. 100%.

The au popped into my head soley because I heard that song that goes "I know none of this will matter in the long run, but a sound is still a sound if it happens around no one!" and it made me think of Itachi's. General silent suffering. And it made me go God The Unwrittable Singer AU is back in my head again.

Because the unfortunate thing about wanting an Itachi singer au fic every time I hear a song about suffering silently. Is that Mr. Martyre Complex would rather die than share his burdens. Let alone sing them for the entire world to hear. So. Unfixable problem I've been trying to find a loophole in for ages now.

But anyway! If there was a way to bullshit through it. Just. Damn. Would it be funny if like Nagato and Konan were on the way to work and they just heard the song play on the radio like "Is that fucking Itachi's voice???"

Or. Sasori going to the grand expedition of a painting that really took off in the art world and seeing Deidara in the other room of the building hosting a live art event. Them just immediately going for each other's necks like "What the FUCK are you doing here"

Kisame turns on the news after getting home from work and seeing The New Big Celebrity Gossip is that two of the best new and coming artists seem to fucking hate each other.

Stupid fic concept I low key love:

The Akatsuki gets isekai'd into a modern-esque world. All individually. Not realizing it had happened to anyone else. And gradually find each other months or years later. Just squinting at each other as they see how they each managed to make a living / survive in this new world. Like dude I've seen you burn a man's flesh off his bones what do you mean you work at the library and host themed learning months for the kids now.

The universe is conspiring against me /j Me, getting teary mid fanfic chapter: Fuck, I need a break. I can't be stuck explaining to my friend that I'm a blubbering mess over Itachi Uchiha at six in the morning. Me, opening tiktok and immediately seeing the clip of Neji getting his brain turned to fucking mush by his uncle: Fucking what have I ever done

Me, writing Tobirama talking about love in a fic: Idk man...it just feels kinda weird man...like ooc...he can't say the word love...gag...

Canon Tobirama, pausing in his ten minute speech on the power love holds over the human uchiha heart: bitch fucking what

Inabi: We need you to keep an eye on Itachi. Something isn't right with him lately and we can't have him putting the clan at risk...

Shisui: ...Yes, I understand. I'll keep close watch over him on behalf of the Uchiha clan.

Shisui, half an hour later: Itachi you won't BELIEVE what Inabi just asked me to do

Posting this one independently

Also. Like every other line of Wild Horses has SUCH Itachi vibes too to me. Specifically in relation to Hiruzen / Danzo.

Every time I hear that song that's like

"Mother, looking at me

Tell me, what do you see?

Yes, I've I lost my mind

Daddy, looking at me

Will I ever be free?

Have I crossed the line?"

It makes me want to cry bc it's so. Itachi's song. Like. It's simply his. I can't think of a single other thing when I hear it. I'm a legally obligated to imagine an edit ft him every time I hear it.