If Requests Are Still Open, Can You Do NSFW Hcs Of Hakuryuu, Hakuyuu, Hakuren (haku Bros) Their First

If requests are still open, can you do NSFW hcs of Hakuryuu, Hakuyuu, Hakuren (haku bros) their first time with fem/so?

Post timeskip Hakuryuu ONLY. He’s 21. Also I jumped the gun and wrote general sex headcanons too. Don’t read unless you’re 18+

Hakuyuu

General

If you two take on dom/sub rolls, you won’t catch this man subbing.

He’s not mean though. Treats you so well you won’t know what to do with yourself. He is bossy though. Tells you how and where he wants you and what he wants you to do.

If he’s really in the mood for it he’ll tell you you were rude to your prince/emperor and need to be punished. Will never hit you but he does make you suck him off and then beg him to let you cum

As for positions, he likes to see your face, and he likes you on your knees. Missionary, mating press, the likes.

Will not do anything where someone can see. He has an image to uphold and takes it very seriously. Also not into anyone watching you or hearing you- sex is private and doesn’t want anyone else to know what you sound like or look like while he fucks into you. That’s for him only.

Not super vocal but will kind of hum if he likes what you’re doing which is super hot ngl. Will praise you but it won’t get into praise kink territory unless you have it. Kind of moans low in his throat but that’s about it.

Sex doesn’t happen super often, but he’s always great afterwards. Makes sure you’re clean and likes to take baths with you afterwards.

First time

Missionary for sure. He definitely has experience and because of that thinks the best way to go about it is to take some measure of control there.

He also does little things like massages your thighs, holds your hand during the act to try to keep you calm and keep your mind off any stress from the act.

So composed that it makes you feel less nervous. Words of affirmation the whole time and maintains eye contact.

Hakuren

General

DEFINITELY the kinkiest of the siblings. Takes on a dominant roll, bosses you around, will pull you onto his lap and spank you while kissing your neck

A little mean. Likes power play dynamics. Smiles while he tells you exactly how he’s gonna ruin you.

Grunts and loud moans. Totally unashamed. Loves to talk dirty and likes making you be very specific with what you want if you’re shy about it.

Likes positions where he has a lot of access and can kind of man handle you. His favorite is to take you from behind while he holds you against him with one hand on your neck and the other working your clit.

Likes the thought of people hearing but not seeing. Will encourage you to be louder always.

Will collapse on top of you afterwards. Kind of good at aftercare? Mostly will just wipe you down with whatever fabric he can reach and makes sure you’re feeling okay before he passes out. If you need to go to the bathroom or smth after he will carry you though.

First time

Makes jokes and keeps it lighthearted to try and keep you calm. Keeps talking about how good it’ll feel too and how he’ll make sure you enjoy it.

Lets you ride him so you can go at your own pace when you’re sinking down on him.

He makes the sex super enjoyable honestly. You’re basically doubling over giggling at some points and he just loves hearing your laugh especially when you’re naked on top of him. He’s never thought life was more worth living.

Hakuryuu

General

Worships you to the point of being a little subby sometimes. If he’s fucking you while he’s angry though it’ll be on the rougher side. Never mean or degrading, but maybe a little possessive.

He moans and he pants but they’re not loud. He likes it if you’re loud though, he takes it like approval.

Praise kink. He’s got a praise kink and he’s got it bad. Body worship too. If he wants to seduce you into bed with him he’ll start by kissing up your legs. Sometimes he’ll stop to eat you out on the way up but others he just moves right up to your mouth

LOVES oral. Giving and receiving and also wants you to sit on his face. He wants you to do it so bad. He loves it.

Also likes cockwarming. It’s about the INTIMACY.

He might not be emperor of Kou anymore but he is emperor of aftercare. You will feel loved during sex and you will feel loved afterwards. He makes sure you’re cleaned and warm and wrapped in some blankets and he will CUDDLE you to sleep. Kisses your neck and ear chastely as you drift off.

First time

He feels honored. Out of all the Hakubros he feels the most like it’s a big deal.

Also really invests in setting the mood. Lights some candles and everything, the whole nine

Another who does it missionary but he sets up the pillow under your hips to try and make it easier on you.

He’s a little nervous himself but super sincere about the whole thing. You know getting into it he’s gonna treasure you and make sure you’re comfortable and happy and enjoying everything which makes it a lot less nerve wracking.

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KISSING HCS FOR HAKUYUU PLEASE I'D CRY

I GOTCHU FAM!

Hakuyuu:

Despite being serious all the time, he’s actually very sexy when kissing someone.

No one would’ve ever guessed that, not even his siblings. 

He’ll usually have you on top of something. Most of the time it’s his desk. 

He loves it when you wrap your arms around his waist while you’re on his desk. 

Most of the time he’ll catch you biting his lip and not in the most subtle of ways. He loves biting your lip too. 

He loves wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling your hips closer to meet his. 

Even while he’s working he’ll still find the time to kiss you and he’s never one to just peck your lips. 

That man will bring you into a full on make out session if he’s in the mood. 

Write fanfic for yourself.

Publish fanfic for the rotation of 3-6 people who are devoted readers and will either go feral or leave you very nice words and yell with you about it.

Ren Family Drinking Headcanons

- Hakuren was the kind of drunk that hugged everybody, sang at the top of his voice, and climbed up onto the highest places he could find because fuck you, I’m invincible! Also was the lightest lightweight that ever did lightweight, but refused to admit it. Any function that involved alcohol usually ended up with Hakuyuu chasing him around trying to get him to stop:

Hakuyuu: REN NO IF YOU DRINK THIS MUCH YOU WILL BE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED IN THE MORNING

Hakuren: (chugging an entire bottle of wine) UNFORTUNATE

Hakutoku: (to Hakuei and Hakuryuu) You know how your big brothers are supposed to be setting an example for you two? Well, I want you to look at this nonsense and remember it when you get old enough to drink.

- Hakuyuu was like Captain America: he could hold his liquor like a god damn champion. He saw it as a sign from the universe that it was his duty to handle his family’s drunk shenanigans.

- Hakuryuu doesn’t know it, but he inherited his “crying emotional drunk” tendencies from his father. Drunk Hakutoku was also very affectionate; the first family member he saw would end up stuck in a very long bear hug while he rambled on and on about how great they were. 95% of the time, this happened to a very unamused Gyokuen:

Hakutoku: (holding her in his lap and petting her hair) LOOK AT MY WIFE SHE’S SO TINY AND SO PRETTY AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH <3 <3 <3

Gyokuen: (starts to think that killing him might not be such a bad idea)

Hakuyuu and Hakuren: Aww, having fun there, Mother? :)

Gyokuen: (glares the fires of hell and damnation at them)

Hakutoku: (sees his sons) JEWEL, LOOK AT THEM, LOOK AT WHAT WE MADE! OH MY GOD, WE MADE THOSE, REMEMBER WHEN WE DID THAT?!

Gyokuen: Yes, Toku, I regret it every single day.

- Technically, Gyokuen doesn’t drink, but has been known to throw some liquor into her tea when dealing with particularly stressful situations.

- Like her father and brother, Hakuei cries when she’s drunk, but it’s not that she gets emotional, she just gets very overwhelmed by everything. You know that one video where drunk girls get surprised with puppies? That’s basically her:

Hakuei: (crying while holding Hakuryuu and Seishun like their lives depend on it) I’m like a single mother in here, I can’t, I can’t! I shouldn’t have drank whiskey, I can’t protect them!

Hakuryuu and Seishun: (look at each other awkwardly because they still don’t know how to deal with this shit)

Hakuryuu: Uh… (pats her shoulder) There, there?

Hakuei: (starts SOBBING)

Seishun: Nice going, Hakuryuu.

Hakuryuu: Oh, shut up.

- Kouen doesn’t always get drunk, but when he does, he will fight anyone and anything. This includes but is not limited to: pillars, hedge sculptures, a cow, his bedroom doorknob, and Koumei. He’ll end up going around muttering, “I am the fucking strong,” all night, and walking into things a lot. When he’s one of the sober ones, though, he usually takes it upon himself to throw his drunk siblings over his shoulder and carry them safely back to their rooms to sleep it off.

- Kouha enjoys drinking contests, only because he can drink everyone in the palace under the table, no sweat. His girls are very proud of him. Kougyoku still thinks she has a chance of beating him, so challenges her brother more often than she probably should. The two of them enjoy sweet, fruity drinks.

- Koumei doesn’t like alcohol, because it’s poisonous to birds. He must protect his birds.

- Bonus: the only alcohol Judal will ever touch is peach wine, but if he gets his hands on any, he will drink all of it, no matter how much. Since ridiculously powerful magician + alcohol + complete lack of fucks to give = disaster for all involved, it’s agreed that the Magi should be kept sober at all costs, but sometimes it just doesn’t work out that way. Hakuryuu usually takes it upon himself to be drunk!Judal’s handler (half because he’s concerned for everyone’s well-being and half because he sees Gyokuen in the background just about ready to use Sheba’s staff like a baseball bat on poor unsuspecting Judal, and he figures that there’s got to be a less painful solution), but always ends up frustrated and near tears and yelling for Hakuei and Seishun to help him out. You try to catch a drunk asshole with magic powers, who can fly away from you every time you get close. It is hard.