Before Kenma And Kuroo Started Dating, A Girl Confessed To Kuroo By Giving Him Chocolates And A Love

Before Kenma and Kuroo started dating, a girl confessed to Kuroo by giving him chocolates and a love letter during Valentines Day. Kenma was an absolute menace the rest of the day. The team didn't really know why their setter was crankier than usual and why he seemed dead set on "accidently," hitting the back of Kuroo's head during the entirety of practice. He was snappy, glared at everyone and honest to god rolled his eyes to the back of his head whenever Kuroo opened his mouth.His teammates finally realised what's up when Kuroo told them about the confession and Kenma proceeded to roast the shit out of the poor girl

Oikawa is the biggest passenger princess. This man never walks anywhere, but he also refuses to learn how to drive himself (and he doesn't want to admit it's because he's terrified). He ends up calling Iwaizumi to pick him up at the most random hours of the day, too. After practice, when is he exhausted and whiney? I waizumi drives him. He want to leave the club? Iwaizumi is the way to go. Needs a ride back from or to the airport? Iwaizumi not only drives him but wakes him up and is basically the reason Oikawa doesn't miss any for his flights. Wants to go visit his parents? He gives Iwaizumi a bat of his eyelashes, and the man is opening his car door with an eye roll

Is somebody gonna match my freak? (Watch some anime boys playing volleyball while violently sobbing about it for no reason at all)

Asahi, Tanaka and Noya had to endure the most aggravating, hair ripping,unbearable slow-burn between Suga and Daichi before those two started dating. I'm talking Daichi getting jealous when Suga flirted or god forbid dated someone and snapping at everyone, Suga being the most oblivious little shit,EVERYONE being able to tell those two were into each other EXCEPT THEM,whenever they got out to drink without the one the other would just get drunk and whine, the sexual tension between them being suffocating everyday at practice, Tanaka, Asahi and Noya were TIRED. So when after about 4 months they saw the weird tension and homoeroticism going on between Hinata and Kageyam they were NOT HAVING so one day they "accidently" forgot the keys and locked them in the closet where they keep the volleyball balls and just stood eavesdropping behind the door until they heard a confession or some kissing and only then did they let those two out.

The Marauders always prepare the most luxurious breakfast for Remus for the morning after a full moon. I'm talking crepes,croissants, pancakes, eggs, ham, beans, bacon, cereals. Remus doesn't even know where they find all that stuff (they begged the house elves in the kitchen)

The way I know my satosugu brainrot is bad bad is that I went to the pharmacy today and saw a black toothbrush next to a white toothbrush and got teary eyed because they reminded me of gojo and geto.