I Didn't Expect This To Be Relevant Again.

I didn't expect this to be relevant again.

“I like Brutus. I think he’s an honorable guy. You know a lot of people don’t feel that way. People come up to me and say, "this Brutus guy is a mess. He killed Caesar.” Caesar, by the way, that’s the guy that didn’t want to be king. I was there in March of 44, and I watched all the Romans cheering when he turned down that crown. It was a yuuge deal, okay? Classy guy… But Brutus says he was ambitious, and Brutus is an honorable man. Still, it’s a sad day with Caesar dead. Tragedy. It’s gonna be hard to keep our country winning without him, but we need to, people. We need to make Rome great again.“

Most aviation experts agree that all dogs are perfectly aerodynamic and they have enough basic equipment that they should be able to fly, but no one is sure why they don't.

I do not like strawberry and banana pancakes. They stole my wallet and gave it to a walrus choreographer, who then wore it as an ascot. It was quite fashionable, but rude regardless. 

I was served spider sushi once, but only because I felt bad for the chef. The spiders were softer than I had expected, but they provided a nice texture.

Avengers:Infinity War

“Wait a minute, Doc. You built a time machine... out of a Tesla?”