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Mark Antony: What’s wrong, Caesar? You seem a bit down.
Caesar: My whole day is ruined! I just had a seizure, Cassius looks at me funny, and no one wants me to be king!
Mark Antony: There, there, Caesar. There’s no need to fuss. Cassius doesn’t mean anything by the way he looks at you.
Cassius stands next to Brutus while eyeing daggers at Caesar.
Mark Antony: And who cares if a few smelly old plebeians don’t want you to take away their freedom by ending an era of the Roman Republic and ruling over them with an iron fist? You’ll always be king to me.
Caesar: R-r-really?
Mark Antony: Of course. Come on, Caesar, I’ll buy you an ice cream.
Caesar: Oh, boy!
Mark Antony and Caesar hold hands and skip merrily down the street.
"I like Brutus. I think he's an honorable guy. You know a lot of people don't feel that way. People come up to me and say, "this Brutus guy is a mess. He killed Caesar." Caesar, by the way, that's the guy that didn't want to be king. I was there in March of 44, and I watched all the Romans cheering when he turned down that crown. It was a yuuge deal, okay? Classy guy... But Brutus says he was ambitious, and Brutus is an honorable man. Still, it's a sad day with Caesar dead. Tragedy. It's gonna be hard to keep our country winning without him, but we need to, people. We need to make Rome great again."
I didn't expect this to be relevant again.
“I like Brutus. I think he’s an honorable guy. You know a lot of people don’t feel that way. People come up to me and say, "this Brutus guy is a mess. He killed Caesar.” Caesar, by the way, that’s the guy that didn’t want to be king. I was there in March of 44, and I watched all the Romans cheering when he turned down that crown. It was a yuuge deal, okay? Classy guy… But Brutus says he was ambitious, and Brutus is an honorable man. Still, it’s a sad day with Caesar dead. Tragedy. It’s gonna be hard to keep our country winning without him, but we need to, people. We need to make Rome great again.“
Atia and Antony + looking at each other
“I have no stomach for a fight with you. Not now, eh?”