When You Bear The Curse Of Achilles Why Not Make Your Perineum The Mortal Point? No One Would Think To

when you bear the curse of achilles why not make your perineum the mortal point? no one would think to attack that part of the body

Me:

(Gif by me pls give credit)

if the night’s watch had wildfire they could just throw it in the army of wildlings and boom they win easily

i need a long fic about rhaenyra’s older sister, she is the heir, but she was ok with alicent marrying viserys, like a fix-it one, maybe rhaenyra and alicent are still antagonistic toward each other, but she loves her younger siblings and helped alicent raise them cause she never left king’s landing so they’re not as traumatized and don’t think that she’s going to kill them after becoming queen and she is definitely viserys’ pride and joy

wanda: why don’t you just bring america here

dr strange:

wanda: you didn’t tell me her name did you

dr strange: …no

wanda:

omg, can petyr baelish get any more disgusting, fucking pedo