Random Goon: Hey Boss, Were You The One To Pick That Name As An Alias? And Why This One?

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

can we stop pretending the bats all live in the same house together i swear those people do not communicate nor see each other regularly

*taps mic* : shoujo manga toxic boyfriend steph

bonus double foot in mouth scene:

Cannot believe i just found out two of my favourite artists from different fandoms are best friends and regularly table together for cons.

Immortal Tim

Jason breaking into the tower or whatever, that one scene everyone loves. Tim has a knife to his neck and a very visible sprained ankle.

"Uh."

"Hi."

"Are you trying to kill yourself?"

"Noo..."

"You are holding a knife to your neck."

"I'm... Shaving?"

"Your non existent beard?"

"That just means I did a good job."

"You know, I was gonna beat you up but i'll come another day. Dont kill yourself until then."

"Yeah sure."

Doesnt wait for jason to leave the room and kills himself.

"For the record, that was not me."