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The Griefers Go To IKEA

I've had this sitting in my head for a few days and I finally decided to put it in words lol. Also I haven't been to an IKEA in like five years and the closest one to me is in another country so take what's in here with a grain of salt

Let's say they just moved into their shared house and they're in desperate need of furniture--better furniture than the crappy ones they had from previous living arrangements--so they take the trip to the Swedish wonderland of IKEA

Balsam, Tulsi, and Elowen actually want new furniture, Lucan is there mainly to look at all the cool stuff, and Sage is just there for the meatballs

He wants to just go to the cafeteria but Tulsi grabs him by the scruff and drags him along with the group

They test out all the couches that can fit the five of them. I don't think all five of them would be on the couch at any given time but it's nice to have. They'd just sit on the floor anyways lol

Lucan and Tulsi steal as many tiny pencils as they can. Tiny things are cute and they have too many

They have two lists, one for actual purchases and one for whatever Lucan and Sage want that definitely won't be bought

Balsam likes looking at the kitchen model things, running his hands over the islands and appliances and imagining himself using them, in a fancy apartment, with the people he cares about

Sage lays down in all the beds in the bedroom models and invites everyone who passes by to "test it out with him." Tulsi tells him to stop before he gets kicked out

Elowen and Tulsi look at all the fancy desks. Elowen gives me nice desk vibes, and Tulsi wants something for her little office/workspace

Show them one of those desks that switch between sitting and standing, they'll eat that up like groceries

Lucan wants a cool hanging egg chair! You know the kind, but he's afraid that he's too tall and heavy for it. He's a hunk with muscles made for hugging

Balsam wants to look at wall art, so he'll be there. You guys go on without him, he'll be staring at a painting of a cow for two hours

Lucan likes looking at the kids section, he thinks it's all cute and cool. Elowen secretly likes it too but again no one will ever know

You know when they made stuffed animals out of kid's drawings submitted to them? Sage picks the stupidest one there and gives it to Tulsi like "here's your new friend Mr. Pissbaby." Tulsi says she hates it but she clings it to her chest if anyone tries to touch it

Before they go to the lower level to actually get the stuff, they stop by the cafeteria! The boys have been whining about how hungry they are for the past half hour. They're big boys, they need to eat a lot to keep their physicality up

I don't know what exactly they serve there except meatballs, but everyone gets meatballs. It's tradition, you always get the meatballs

Elowen tries to steal food from Sage and he almost stabs her with a knife. Not Tulsi though, Tulsi can have as much food as she wants

After they eat, they go down to the basement and scan the shelves for the names/numbers they wrote down. Safe and Lucan are bored out of their fluffy little tails so they go off to fuck around

The one I last went to had a smaller cafe section with ice cream and stuff so they go there and eat and chill on their phones. They get smoothies for everyone else. Sage tries to steal from Elowen's but Lucan stops him

Finally, after half an hour of looking and three carts (the stuff they got was too big for just one), they're finally done! They go to the parking lot and open up the back of their car and, after many tries, they shove it all in the back

Maybe they should get a bigger car....or another one......

The Arcana Hubble Birthday Pictures!

A sequel to this post

Asra Alnazar: June 13th (taken June 13th, 2005)

Nadia Satrinava: July 8th (taken July 8th, 2008)

Julian Devorak: March 12th (taken March 12th, 2005)

Muriel of the Kokhuri: September 10th (taken September 10th, 2018)

Portia Devorak: February 7th (taken February 7th, 1999)

Lucio Morgasson: January 13th (taken January 13th, 2011)

Tulsi: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held.

Elowen:

Elowen: Are you okay.

Reblog and put in the tags the worst thing you've done to your OC(s)

There was a really big cowboy-looking dude in the coffee shop, and after a while I realized he seemed to be staring at me, and I was getting uncomfortable until he suddenly startled and came over to say "I'm so sorry, ma'am, I wasn't trying to stare at you. There is a HUGE bird behind you." And lo and behold, right outside the window, there was an absolute unit of a crow.