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Boyfriend Material
Boyfriend Material

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader
Genre: Fluff/Comedy • Smut • Friends to Established Relationship • (sorta) Slice of Life
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 2400
Warnings: sexual content and a messy (but ultimately harmless) ex

THIS IS A HEADCANON FIC
This means the story is told in bullet point format. This is the first time I have ever written a story like this. It was something new to try and I really hope all of you like it!
Requested by Anon Lisa: I really hope you like it! So sorry you had to wait so long!
Thank You: to Ana @xjoonchildx Donna @taetaewonderland and Lindy @ppersonna Every time I don’t feel good enough… you convince me that I am. And a huge thank you to the angels in the BTS Smut Hub. You guys are a one in a million group.

You meet Jungkook through mutual friends...
He doesn’t open up very easily and prefers being around people he is already comfortable with.
When you first start hanging out - he notices you. But he’s shy and he’s not really looking for anything…
So he checks you out now and then and for the most part you aren’t on his mind until-
One night you and the crew are hanging out and he says something - and then he wishes he hadn’t because it sounds ridiculous but then - randomly - unexpectedly - you get it.
He’s kind of shocked that you understood what he meant immediately.
That rarely happens… even with his best friends…
He thinks about it a lot.
He pokes around the group for scraps of info about you.
But like… not OBVIOUSLY.
(Jimin figures it out immediately and starts inviting you to more things.)
When you guys hang out again, Jungkook makes a point to engage you in conversation more… to see if (maybe) you can understand him again.
He wants so desperately to be understood. Words aren’t always easy.
But if there is a person who gets him…
You talk for 10 minutes.
Then it’s 30 minutes…
Now it’s been two hours.
And it’s easy.
Oh my GOSH it is so easy.
Why is this so easy?!
He definitely needs to talk to you more.
Talking to girls is NOT EASY but with you - it’s different somehow.
So you talk more.
Eventually you exchange numbers.
Now you talk every day.
And if you don’t talk he’s … kinda sad.
Because talking with you is not only easy…
It’s fun.
It’s freeing.
And the longer he talks - the more he notices things…
Little habits… the sound of your laugh… the way your smile makes his chest jump…
The way he wants to kiss you-
He wants to kiss you?
OMG HE WANTS TO KISS YOU.
Suddenly everything is hard again and he ignores your texts for two days.
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→ pairing: min yoongi x reader
→ genre: ceo!au, pouty grumpy yoongi, lil smidge of nsfw for my office!sex fans, jungkook the brat
→ wordcount: 3.7k
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(((and the read more function iS there but most of the time it doesn’t work on mobile :// i am sorry don’t attack me by sending passive-aggressive anon messages)))
yoongi is very proud of the fact that he has the best poker face ever
because it helps him in times of need
like when he sees you making a face at him through the conference room window he manages to keep it together
when you make a less than funny but at the same time kind of funny joke he keeps it together because he doesn’t want to give you the satisfaction of knowing you’re kind of funny
but this is a completely new ball game
because he’s never been… jealous, before
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メ The Mentor メ

Rating: Explicit
Word Count (Predicted): 7k(ish)
Warnings: The Sass is Lethal
Jeon Jungkook is a rising star in your agency, but as an established idol with a raging international fan base, you couldn’t care less... that is until you’re forced to “mentor” the brash young rookie in a cringy reality show. Between the pranks, the suggestive teasing, and one extraordinarily irate goat, you and Jungkook will either kill each other or learn that there are some things in life that are truly worth fighting for...
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“This is completely pointless.”
“It definitely has a point.”
“I don’t want to do it.”
“Funny - I don’t recall asking.”
If looks could kill, your manager, Kim Namjoon, would be knocking on the pearly gates.
“I’m not a babysitter.”
“Noted.”
“And I really don’t want to do this.”
“Previously noted. And it still doesn’t matter. You’re doing it and that’s final. Every idol under Dionysia Entertainment - including you - signed a contract agreeing to the mentorship.”
“But he’s a child-”
Namjoon massaged his temple, already tiring of your familiar dramatics.
“He’s twenty-three. Barely 3 years your junior.”
You snorted, turning to the large screen in the corner of the room where a young man with large, impossibly beautiful eyes danced to the number one song in the county - his song.
“Jeon Jungkook is nothing more than another one of your cookie-cutter pretty boys. Dionysia practically has a farm of them. I have no interest-“
“Jeon Jungkook is not like the others. The kid is talented - really talented. He has the makings of a true idol. That’s where you come in... Pairing with him will bring positive press for both of you.”
“Can’t I just write him a nice inspiring note? Must I endure this farcical reality show?”
“You’ve built your career on those farcical reality shows. Now it’s time to give back. Season 7 of ‘The Mentor’ begins filming in three days, and you will be mentoring Jeon Jungkook.”
Namjoon could practically see the steam pouring out of your ears. He grinned.
“You know... he admitted in a interview earlier this month that you were his biggest celebrity crush growing up.”
Your eyes widened indignantly. “I am not even 26 years-old. How could he possibly-”
“He was 14 when you debuted as the maknae of DreamCast. Apparently he hung your poster right over his bed.”
“I suppose he mentioned that in the interview as well?”
“He did actually,” Namjoon chuckled. “No doubt you featured prominently in his adolescent fantasies. Who knows how many times he-“
Your ceramic coffee mug slammed down hard on the table, cutting off the lewd declaration before he could fully voice it.
“Are we done?”
Namjoon was coming up on four years as your manager, but he’d been your friend for far longer... You had clearly reached your limit for the day.
“Report to Studio A tomorrow at noon,” he sighed. “You’ll need extensive prep before the live show and the producers want you to spend some time with Jungkook before you ‘meet’ him on camera...” he paused momentarily to gauge your reaction, but your face remained stubbornly neutral. “Any questions?”
“How bad would it be if I faked my own death between now and tomorrow at noon?”
“I will take that as a no.”
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“... Tomorrow at noon? We will definitely be there. Thank you, sir. I- ... oh - uh yes - I - I would love to meet your daughter, sir... Of course... No, thank you, sir.”
Kim Seokjin hung up the office phone and buried his head in his hands.
“That sounded like an interesting conversation.”
Jeon Jungkook leaned his chair back on two legs, idly tossing a miniature basketball into the air. Jin glared at him through his fingers.
“I hope you understand the gravity of the opportunity I’m about to present you with, because it looks like I may have just bartered my virginity away for it.”
“Your virginity!?” Jungkook snorted. “I hope they know it’s used.”
“Your mentor for the show is DreamCast’s maknae.”
The ball hit Jungkook in the face and both he and the chair crashed noisily to the floor.
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Pairing: Alpha Lawyer Kim Taehyung x Omega Reader
Genre: ABO (Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics) • Enemies-to-Lovers
Word Count: 2000
Rating and Warnings: (M/18+) for mature themes, innuendo, and sexual content • discussion of discrimination • heats and ruts • this society is not always equitable • this world is recognizable, but many things are different • reader is an orphan who was abandoned • mentions of fertility
Author’s Note: I have this story already planned out, if you want to read more, please let me know. I love ABO and I have had this idea in my head for almost three years.
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2031: Uzari Desert
The police found you near a gas station on the outskirts of Seraph, New Mexico wearing nothing but a tattered t-shirt and tiny flip-flop sandals.
You were two years-old.
You didn’t know your last name, and “Kitkat” was almost certainly a nickname…
Your picture flashed across television screens and news bulletins for weeks… but no one came to claim you.
So you bounced from home to home until your 16th birthday when you were fortunate enough to present as a rare omega.
Then everything changed.
Men in tailored suits removed you from your criminally negligent foster guardian and brought you to an Omega Protection Facility where you were given new clothes, good food, and an exclusive private education.
You could read any book you wanted; learn any skill you desired. Scholarship offers poured in from dozens of prime universities. Medicine and optional sedations were available to mute the physical effects of your heat until you were ready to have children or donate eggs…
You made friends.
Graduated suma cum laude from the Harvard University.
Gained entrance into the prestigious postgraduate law program at Dionysia University.
You lived an ideal life.
Until him.
Until he brought you to the end of yourself and the edge of reason.
He made you desperate… and desperation drove you here.
Not the typical location for the depraved gamble you were poised to undertake.
Your gaze passed over the angry red letters once again.
Alpha Penal Colony: Maximum Security
The sign on the chain link fence rattled ominously in the wind.
A sharp ache of omega heat twisted through your clenching gut.
“Are you sure about this?” Jungkook whispered, his eyes fixed on the grim scene ahead.
Your hand closed to a fist as another bolt of hollow pain tore over your body.
You didn’t flinch.
“Yes.”
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Oh my gosh. While I was reading this I kept thinking this scenario is just like the one in the Smallville episode with Lois and Clark. When I read the author’s notes I was ecstatic. Anyway, the fic was really cute, my money was on Jin being the baddy.
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You and infuriating precinct playboy Jeon Jungkook go undercover to lure out a killer targeting engaged couples. Literally nothing goes according to plan…
Genre: Fluff/Comedy/Suspense
Pairing: Jungkook x Reader
Trope: Enemies/Rivals to Lovers ~ Fake Dating
AU Type: Loosely Brooklyn 99 (with a hint of Smallville) Police Detectives AU
Word Count: 3315
Warnings: kidnapping with threat of harm (not graphic) ~ mature themes and innuendo ~ light/implied smut

“Your delusions have run away with you again.”
“My delusions? Now I know it was you. You’re even more insufferably pretentious when you’re trying to hide something.”
Jungkook grinned.
“Brilliant theory, Detective. Shame there’s no way to prove it.”
“You could confess,” you fumed tightly.
His grin became positively gleeful. You were this close to tasing him.
“Do you genuinely expect me to confess that I ate your last Oreo?”
“It was a violation of human decency.”
“Yes, and when we find the culprit, I’ll be sure to tar and feather him.”
“You’re not taking this seriously, Jeon.”
“Now, whatever gave you that idea?” Jungkook asked as he folded an arrest report into a paper airplane.
You were saved from responding when Captain Kim barked both your names across the precinct.
“Detectives _______ and Jeon. My office. Now.”
Namjoon sighed as he watched the two of you bicker all the way to the door.
It’s like having extra children.
“We’ve got a case. Commissioner marked it top priority and you two are taking lead as of right now.”
Your forehead wrinkled in confusion and Jungkook raised a single curious brow.
“But Jimin is my –”
“Why not Hoseok?”
Namjoon raised a hand to silence you both. You weren’t teaming with your regular partners. Questions were to be expected.
“Jimin’s staying on that trafficking case while you work with Jeon. We need to draw out a perp targeting engaged couples. Thus far, all of his victims have been a male and a female, mid-to-late twenties. You two fit the profile, so…” he grinned, “congratulations on your engagement.”
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▨ PARK JIMIN HAS SEEN MY GRANNY PANTIES ▨

Genre: Fluffy Comedy ▨ Teachers AU
Word Count: 1116
Pairing: Jimin x Reader
Warnings: Reader falls down the stairs. Fall does not kill her, but she may die of embarrassment.
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“Are - are you crying?”
You gaped inelegantly at your would-be rescuer.
“…Is that really the question you’re asking?”
Jimin flushed. His gaze dropped.
“No - I - of course not. I just didn’t expect- I heard a scream-”
“Mr. Park-”
“Yes?”
He blinked earnestly at you.
You briefly forgot what you were trying to ask.
“Um…please help?”
He nodded and drew closer.
“Can you move?”
Sharp streaks of pain spiraled viciously over your limbs.
“No,” you wheezed tightly (seething with equal parts embarrassment and agony). “I think I might have broken something-”
The next words burned in your throat, but they had to be said.
“You …may need to carry me.”
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