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Boyfriend Material
Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader
Genre: Fluff/Comedy • Smut • Friends to Established Relationship • (sorta) Slice of Life
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 2400
Warnings: sexual content and a messy (but ultimately harmless) ex
THIS IS A HEADCANON FIC
This means the story is told in bullet point format. This is the first time I have ever written a story like this. It was something new to try and I really hope all of you like it!
Requested by Anon Lisa: I really hope you like it! So sorry you had to wait so long!
Thank You: to Ana @xjoonchildx Donna @taetaewonderland and Lindy @ppersonna Every time I don’t feel good enough… you convince me that I am. And a huge thank you to the angels in the BTS Smut Hub. You guys are a one in a million group.
You meet Jungkook through mutual friends...
He doesn’t open up very easily and prefers being around people he is already comfortable with.
When you first start hanging out - he notices you. But he’s shy and he’s not really looking for anything…
So he checks you out now and then and for the most part you aren’t on his mind until-
One night you and the crew are hanging out and he says something - and then he wishes he hadn’t because it sounds ridiculous but then - randomly - unexpectedly - you get it.
He’s kind of shocked that you understood what he meant immediately.
That rarely happens… even with his best friends…
He thinks about it a lot.
He pokes around the group for scraps of info about you.
But like… not OBVIOUSLY.
(Jimin figures it out immediately and starts inviting you to more things.)
When you guys hang out again, Jungkook makes a point to engage you in conversation more… to see if (maybe) you can understand him again.
He wants so desperately to be understood. Words aren’t always easy.
But if there is a person who gets him…
You talk for 10 minutes.
Then it’s 30 minutes…
Now it’s been two hours.
And it’s easy.
Oh my GOSH it is so easy.
Why is this so easy?!
He definitely needs to talk to you more.
Talking to girls is NOT EASY but with you - it’s different somehow.
So you talk more.
Eventually you exchange numbers.
Now you talk every day.
And if you don’t talk he’s … kinda sad.
Because talking with you is not only easy…
It’s fun.
It’s freeing.
And the longer he talks - the more he notices things…
Little habits… the sound of your laugh… the way your smile makes his chest jump…
The way he wants to kiss you-
He wants to kiss you?
OMG HE WANTS TO KISS YOU.
Suddenly everything is hard again and he ignores your texts for two days.
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ceo!yoongi
→ pairing: min yoongi x reader
→ genre: ceo!au, clumsy!y/n because that’s always nice, jimin is ur best friend, floofy fluff, a touch of nsfw aka office sex
→ wordcount: 21k+ so u should probably read this using ur laptop and not ur phone
→ note: inspired by my love for an intimidating yoongi in suits
(gif isn’t mine!)
(((and the read more function iS there so if it doesn’t work for some reason i am sorry don’t attack me)))
“shit, shit, shit, fuck- ow, shit- fUCK”
you scramble around your apartment shoving things into your purse while simultaneously dressing yourself
out of all the days to wake up late
why did todAY have to be one of them???
you have your house keys dangling from your mouth while you wiggle into a pair of jeans aNd your phone is sandwiched in between your shoulder and your ear
“the new boss is going to be here any minute now, where the hell are you??”
“obviously i slept through my goddamn alarm, jimin! i- yes, i’ll be there in like… five minutes. i’m on the bus already”
that was an obvious lie because you’re still trying to find a decent shirt to wear
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ceo!yoongi - baby min’s timeline
→ pairing: min yoongi x reader
→ genre: ceo!yoongi, the fluffiest fluff, only a little bit of nsfw but it’s mostly fluff
→ wordcount: 7k
→ notes: every time i choose a gif for these drabbles i have the hardest time because yoongi looks so good in all of them!!! but i chose this one because he looks expen$ive af!!! i am now very educated on what happens to a woman’s body during a pregnancy because of all the danG research i had to do but TOTALLY WORTH IT because here it is here is the full ass timeline of the development of baby min!!! i broke the weeks down into like the size of the baby and all the significant events that take place like whEn the first ultrasound should b when you’d feel the first kick etc etc anyways i’m going to shut up now!! enjoy!!
if you have no idea whO ceo!yoongi is go ahead and read the fic that started it allllllllll anyways i hope you guys like this one! feel free to flood the friCK out of my inbox i love dat shit
if u wanna ask yoongs or y/n anything u know what to do ;-)
(gif isn’t mine!)
(((and the read more function iS there but most of the time it doesn’t work on mobile :// i am sorry don’t attack me by sending passive-aggressive anon messages)))
week 6 - baby min is the size of a sweet pea
“did my boobs get bigger?” you stare at yourself in the mirror and furrow your brows
you’re wearing one of yoongi’s dress shirts along with a bralette and a pair of cotton panties
(putting on clothes just requires too much energy nowadays)
anyways this bralette used to fit perfectly but now your boobs are like suffocating in them
yoongi appears behind you and now the two of you are just staring at your boobs in the mirror
“oh my god, they did” yoongi marvels in wonder “wait” you squeak when yoongi grabs your waist and flips you around so that you’re facing him
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ceo!yoongi - the birth of baby min
→ pairing: min yoongi x reader
→ genre: ceo!yoongi universe, the fluffiest fluff BECAUSE THE BABY IS HERE
→ wordcount: 5.3k
→ notes: when i first wrote ceo!yoongi i didn’t think i’d be writing a drabble related to childbirth but here we are i guESS - enjoy and here’s to a happy new year! happy baby min day!! late december baby because i’m biased due to the fact that i myself am born in december whOops
if you have no idea whO ceo!yoongi is go ahead and read the fic that started it allllllllll anyways i hope you guys like this one! feel free to flood the friCK out of my inbox i love dat shit
or if you’re interested in reading other ceo!yoongi drabbles: the proposal | x | the wedding | x | the first date | x | jealousy | x | baby makes three | x | the fishnet stockings | x | baby min’s timeline | x |
if u wanna ask yoongs or y/n anything u know what to do ;-)
(gif isn’t mine!)
(((and the read more function iS there but most of the time it doesn’t work on mobile :// i am sorry don’t attack me by sending passive-aggressive anon messages)))
“you know i don’t know why all three of you are so panicky” you squeak as yoongi starts picking up the pace and you wrap your arm around his neck tighter
he has you in his arms and you don’t know how he hasn’t dropped you yet because your stomach is probably blocking his vision
“your water broke and your vagina is like a water slide for the baby to just ZIP right out thAt’s why” jungkook stumbles over his feet as all four of you enter the hospital
“that’s not even how it workS kook this is the early labour stage i’m fine”
you’re like eerily calm considering the fact that in a couple more hours you’re going to be pushing a baby out of your hoo-ha
also you’ve never seen yoongi so panicky before and it scares u because if yoongi’s panicking shouldn’t you aLSo be panicking
“hi, i’m having a baby!” yoongi breathes out as he sets you down on your feet “i mean, i’m having her baby. …wait, no - she’s having my babY-”
“i think we have a room booked under min?” you lean over the counter to peek at the computer and the nurse chuckles to herself
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ceo!yoongi - the wedding
→ pairing: min yoongi x reader
→ genre: ceo!au, the fluffiest fluff, humour, you look like a pRINCESS, a lil bit of n s f w, jungkook is a brat no surprise there
→ wordcount: 7.7k
→ notes: it’s hERE the big day!!!!!! i’m so happy that you guys like ceo!yoongi you blew my expectations for the response to this fic out of the water!!!! i had,,, such a good time writing this i fckin love weddings as you can tell i got a little carried away because this ‘“”””drabble”””’’ is nearly 8000 words long?? whoops ALSO i used google translate for the korean part so,,,,,,, if it’s not an accurate translation please don’t come for me i am SORRY
if u wanna ask yoongs or y/n anything u know what to do ;-)
you’re getting married to min yoongi today. holy shit.
(gif isn’t mine!)
(((and the read more function iS there but most of the time it doesn’t work on mobile :// i am sorry don’t attack me by sending passive-aggressive anon messages)))
you’ve never felt more like a princess than in this moment
“not half bad” you mutter to yourself, turning a little and checking yourself out in the mirror
your gown is beaUtiful you got it custom made and everything and it even came with a VEIL
“oh my god,,,, i’m going to cry” jimin appears behind you in the mirror and he presses a hand to his chest “you don’t even look like yourself whERE are your mismatched socks”
“i couldn’t find a pair of socks to go with the heels” you joke and turn your head a little but the makeup artists turns your head back so she can dab a little more lipstick on your lips
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ceo!yoongi - daddy’s little girl
→ pairing: min yoongi x reader
→ summary: it seems like hwayoung might have a favourite parent, and, spoiler alert: it’s not you.
→ genre: ceo!yoongi universe, fluFF aka jimin and hwayoung in matching teddy jackets, angst because parenthood is hard, lil touch of smut because yoongi n y/n have missed each other and hwayoung keeps cockblocking them womp womp
→ wordcount: 5.5k
→ notes: if you missed the ceo!yoongiverse as much as i did i hope you’ll like this drabble!! i’m sorry it took so long ya girl’s been buSY as heck! anyways i have moVed on from google translate and i have a vEry special translator who i will not expose in case they want to remain anonymous but for those of you who were horrified by the google translate korean from a couple drabbles ago i hope this time around it’s better!! also i couldn’t come up with a better title so get ur minds out of the guTTER
if you have no idea whO ceo!yoongi is, go ahead and read the fic that started it allllllllll anyways i hope you guys like this one! feel free to flood the friCK out of my inbox i love dat shit
or if you’re interested in reading other ceo!yoongi drabbles: the proposal | x | the wedding | x | the first date | x | jealousy | x | baby makes three | x | the fishnet stockings | x | baby min’s timeline | x | the birth of baby min | x |
if u wanna ask yoongs or y/n (or hwayoung?? u won’t get a lot outta her unfortunately) anything u know what to do ;-)
(gif isn’t mine!)
(((and the read more function iS there but most of the time it doesn’t work on mobile :// i am sorry don’t attack me by sending passive-aggressive anon messages)))
you’re pretty sure hwayoung hates you
which is NOT fair because you gRew her for nine months and um also YOU BIRTHED HER
“we’re never going to get this diaper on if you keep kiCking me” you scowl as her tiny foot digs into your (still sensitive) stomach and you wince in pain
how the frick do diapers work
it’s just deconstructed underwear and you can’t even figure it out
which way is the back????
“okay, let me just…” you lift her up a little and slide the diaper underneath and plop her bum back down
hm
no that doesn’t look right
maybe that’s the front???
“sorry, wait-“ you lift her up again and she gurgles when you whIp the diaper away from under her “okay, now i got it”
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Ah this was so cute.
skate a little piece of my heart; jjk
➺ pairing; jeon jungkook x reader
➺ genre; rollerskatinginstructor!jungkook!! sfw!! fluff!! honk honk humour!! jungkook is a very handsome instructor and y/n can’t tell if that’s a bad thing or a good thing
➺ wordcount; 6.3k
➺ summary; your two left feet and complete lack of balance isn’t the only thing that’s making you weak in the knees this valentine’s day.
➺ what to expect; “rollerskating is already hard enough as it is, and now i have to do it in front of him?!”
➺ currently spinning on the record player; how deep is your love; bee gees
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“this is so dumb.”
“safety is never dumb, y/n!” taehyung raps his knuckles against the top of your helmet and you scowl before swatting his hand away, “now, where are your kneepads?”
you let out a groan before tilting your head back slowly, your eyes widening in slight panic at the surprisingly hefty weight of the helmet
your arms flail for a second and you immediately reach up to grip both sides of the helmet before forcing your head back up
jesus
you nearly snapped your own neck there
of course, snapping your own neck would mean not being able to skate because you’d technically be dead… so maybe that’s not such a bad idea after all…
(by the way, it’s concerning how many times you’ve considered literal death just to get out of doing something.)
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