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Dammit now I have to make art! Do you know what my deadline schedule looks like? How could you do this to me Neil???
Did Crowley have a Bentley before Bentleys even existed or did he have some other vehicle/mode of transportation?
Before Bentleys even existed he had other modes of transportation, most of them having something to do with horses, usually large and black and grumpy.
Oh my gosh. While I was reading this I kept thinking this scenario is just like the one in the Smallville episode with Lois and Clark. When I read the author’s notes I was ecstatic. Anyway, the fic was really cute, my money was on Jin being the baddy.
OREOS and Electroshock Couples Therapy
You and infuriating precinct playboy Jeon Jungkook go undercover to lure out a killer targeting engaged couples. Literally nothing goes according to plan…
Genre: Fluff/Comedy/Suspense
Pairing: Jungkook x Reader
Trope: Enemies/Rivals to Lovers ~ Fake Dating
AU Type: Loosely Brooklyn 99 (with a hint of Smallville) Police Detectives AU
Word Count: 3315
Warnings: kidnapping with threat of harm (not graphic) ~ mature themes and innuendo ~ light/implied smut
“Your delusions have run away with you again.”
“My delusions? Now I know it was you. You’re even more insufferably pretentious when you’re trying to hide something.”
Jungkook grinned.
“Brilliant theory, Detective. Shame there’s no way to prove it.”
“You could confess,” you fumed tightly.
His grin became positively gleeful. You were this close to tasing him.
“Do you genuinely expect me to confess that I ate your last Oreo?”
“It was a violation of human decency.”
“Yes, and when we find the culprit, I’ll be sure to tar and feather him.”
“You’re not taking this seriously, Jeon.”
“Now, whatever gave you that idea?” Jungkook asked as he folded an arrest report into a paper airplane.
You were saved from responding when Captain Kim barked both your names across the precinct.
“Detectives _______ and Jeon. My office. Now.”
Namjoon sighed as he watched the two of you bicker all the way to the door.
It’s like having extra children.
“We’ve got a case. Commissioner marked it top priority and you two are taking lead as of right now.”
Your forehead wrinkled in confusion and Jungkook raised a single curious brow.
“But Jimin is my –”
“Why not Hoseok?”
Namjoon raised a hand to silence you both. You weren’t teaming with your regular partners. Questions were to be expected.
“Jimin’s staying on that trafficking case while you work with Jeon. We need to draw out a perp targeting engaged couples. Thus far, all of his victims have been a male and a female, mid-to-late twenties. You two fit the profile, so…” he grinned, “congratulations on your engagement.”
Keep reading
Yall… when I see gege it’s on sight. We ride @ dawn
…I can’t man… choso bby😩😔
Drinking Caesar dressing from the pouch like a gogurt
Chapter 16 of Ride Or Die is the longest so far. It already has 20k words, and now that I'm starting to finish it. You wanted a goddamn update, this is what you will get, babes.
Theories For Chapter 193 Because no one Can Stop Me
I've been thinking so much about this, Horikoshi destroyed me with that meeting with the first user/flashback. My cousin has been helping with a lot of this theories.
- Rereading the chapter I realized something, AFO gave his brother a quirk he had adquired from some one else so there is another user of their quirk before the known 9. Maybe one of the shadows is him? Because if One For All is a stolen ability like it is implied then All For One's brother is not the first wielder.
I know One For All is a combination of quirks but the strength comes from an unknown original user.
- AFO's younger brother tells Deku "I wanted to show you more but it seems like you can only manage 20% now" I actually wonder if that is the level of control on his quirk he possesses and since it's only 20%, the younger brother will only tell him 20% of the story.
- I noticed AFO's brother looks a lot like Shigaraki. Like a lot. Maybe that's why he is so fond of the grey haired weirdo?
- All Might said it was imposible to interact with the past users so maybe Izuku is related to them somehow. Or maybe things are becoming so fucked up the user somehow is communicating with Izu from the after life?
- What the hell is going on on that last panel? Did he regenerate his hand or did he scorch himself? Seems plausible given that One For All is a combination of other quirks. I've been thinking that since not all the users of this quirks had to be quirkless maybe one of them had a healing quirk? Idk
- Also, Izuku realizing All Might was wrong on what he told him about their quirk might bring some trouble far ahead.
When I figure out how to make a rentry it’s over for y’all
I'm DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Although I feel women do actually come off more open minded in general
I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped
Please someone come and collect this man
He's too funny
15 things kim namjoon did:
Once choked on a toothbrush because Jungkook said he looks like an egg.
Taught Jimin how to cuss in a melodious way. “~Let’s not give a fuck, we don’t give a fuck.~”
Confessed that he downloaded porn on a tv show and dragged the rest of bangtan down with him by saying they all watch it anyway.
Got slapped on the titty by the maknae because he ‘looks good in that particular outifit’.
Accidentally performed half-naked on stage.
Got hit straight in the face by yoongi during a dance practice. No one noticed.
Calculated the equivalent of 43 minutes in seconds in the span of 3 seconds just to prove taehyung wrong. His calculations was correct.
Dissed Jimin in his freestyle rap saying that if he was a basketball shoes then jimin is a pair of flip-flops.
Clasps his hands with tae and didn’t let go when he thought tae was sleeping. He’s not.
Uploaded a selca, roasted by the maknae line+hobi. Uploaded another selca, jin and yoongi joined.
Randomly shoved two fries up his nostrils.
Deleted an iconic video tweet by tae and kook which features him sleeping with mouth wide open.
Only got one letter on an ‘anonymous complaint letter’ segment on kkul fm. It was filled with compliment from hoseok.
Made a dick comment on tv and casually talked about his boner on a radio.
Shouted at a pot to make it boil faster. It didn’t.
bonus: solved an IQ 170 question in 11 seconds.
kim namjoon / jeon jungkook / kim taehyung / ?
Meeting Tom Welling was truly an amazing experience. He was so hilarious and really nice!! Had a great time! #TomWelling #Smallville #Superman #KansasCityMo #ClarkKent #PCKC #PlanetComicCon #SomebodySaveMe
my brain is idea-ing and i'm afraid yall won't be able to handle it. (if i do it right)
‼️Castle swimmer post :3‼️
Ok first off hi yall 🫶 and yo this isn’t what I expected my first tumblr post to be about but 💀
DID ANYBODY ELSE READ THE CASTLE SWIMMER FINALE FOR SEASON 3??? YALL IM SO SCARED WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE?!!? PLEASE go read it if you haven’t already I’m genuinely like WHAT, it started so cute then whoops big reveal 🥳😭
My genuine reaction is the photo, I made these same faces while reading those last panels
