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Ceo!yoongi - The Proposal
ceo!yoongi - the proposal

→ pairing: min yoongi x reader
→ genre: ceo!au, the fluffiest fluff, a lil bit of n s f w
→ wordcount: 3.1k
→ notes: first drabble ever!!! surprisingly a loT of you guys wanted more ceo!yoongi after i started the character ask game (that is stiLL open pls spam my inbox) so here you go!!! i might do more drabbles like this with any of my stories so if y’all want a particular scenario just let me know and i can make ur wildest dreams come tru and as usual the gif isn’t mine!
yoongi’s never been so nervous in his entire life before.
“i’m sO excited like i was literally thinking about ice cream the moment we got up this morning”
you look like a kid with your face basically pressed up against the glass as you look down at the array of ice cream flavours
yoongi mentioned yesterday that he was in the mood for dessert which is honestly suCh a rarity so of course you had to jump at the opportunity to return to the ice cream parlour that is now yours and yoongi’s special lil place
the last time you were here you had the cinnamon toast crunch flavour which was reaLLy good but you wanna branch out and try something different
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メ The Mentor メ

Rating: Explicit
Word Count (Predicted): 7k(ish)
Warnings: The Sass is Lethal
Jeon Jungkook is a rising star in your agency, but as an established idol with a raging international fan base, you couldn’t care less... that is until you’re forced to “mentor” the brash young rookie in a cringy reality show. Between the pranks, the suggestive teasing, and one extraordinarily irate goat, you and Jungkook will either kill each other or learn that there are some things in life that are truly worth fighting for...
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“This is completely pointless.”
“It definitely has a point.”
“I don’t want to do it.”
“Funny - I don’t recall asking.”
If looks could kill, your manager, Kim Namjoon, would be knocking on the pearly gates.
“I’m not a babysitter.”
“Noted.”
“And I really don’t want to do this.”
“Previously noted. And it still doesn’t matter. You’re doing it and that’s final. Every idol under Dionysia Entertainment - including you - signed a contract agreeing to the mentorship.”
“But he’s a child-”
Namjoon massaged his temple, already tiring of your familiar dramatics.
“He’s twenty-three. Barely 3 years your junior.”
You snorted, turning to the large screen in the corner of the room where a young man with large, impossibly beautiful eyes danced to the number one song in the county - his song.
“Jeon Jungkook is nothing more than another one of your cookie-cutter pretty boys. Dionysia practically has a farm of them. I have no interest-“
“Jeon Jungkook is not like the others. The kid is talented - really talented. He has the makings of a true idol. That’s where you come in... Pairing with him will bring positive press for both of you.”
“Can’t I just write him a nice inspiring note? Must I endure this farcical reality show?”
“You’ve built your career on those farcical reality shows. Now it’s time to give back. Season 7 of ‘The Mentor’ begins filming in three days, and you will be mentoring Jeon Jungkook.”
Namjoon could practically see the steam pouring out of your ears. He grinned.
“You know... he admitted in a interview earlier this month that you were his biggest celebrity crush growing up.”
Your eyes widened indignantly. “I am not even 26 years-old. How could he possibly-”
“He was 14 when you debuted as the maknae of DreamCast. Apparently he hung your poster right over his bed.”
“I suppose he mentioned that in the interview as well?”
“He did actually,” Namjoon chuckled. “No doubt you featured prominently in his adolescent fantasies. Who knows how many times he-“
Your ceramic coffee mug slammed down hard on the table, cutting off the lewd declaration before he could fully voice it.
“Are we done?”
Namjoon was coming up on four years as your manager, but he’d been your friend for far longer... You had clearly reached your limit for the day.
“Report to Studio A tomorrow at noon,” he sighed. “You’ll need extensive prep before the live show and the producers want you to spend some time with Jungkook before you ‘meet’ him on camera...” he paused momentarily to gauge your reaction, but your face remained stubbornly neutral. “Any questions?”
“How bad would it be if I faked my own death between now and tomorrow at noon?”
“I will take that as a no.”
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“... Tomorrow at noon? We will definitely be there. Thank you, sir. I- ... oh - uh yes - I - I would love to meet your daughter, sir... Of course... No, thank you, sir.”
Kim Seokjin hung up the office phone and buried his head in his hands.
“That sounded like an interesting conversation.”
Jeon Jungkook leaned his chair back on two legs, idly tossing a miniature basketball into the air. Jin glared at him through his fingers.
“I hope you understand the gravity of the opportunity I’m about to present you with, because it looks like I may have just bartered my virginity away for it.”
“Your virginity!?” Jungkook snorted. “I hope they know it’s used.”
“Your mentor for the show is DreamCast’s maknae.”
The ball hit Jungkook in the face and both he and the chair crashed noisily to the floor.
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Let me know in the comments if you would like to be added to the taglist for this story!
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Would you rather be arrested by Jin or Tae?
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Pairing: Detective Kim Seokjin x Criminal Reader (Reader has a nickname)
Genre: Fluff • Angst • A Bit of Humor • A Hint of (Light) Smut
Word Count: 2690
Rating and Warnings: (M) for mature themes, innuendo, and light smut • mentions of heartbreak • criminal activity • morally questionable choices • a bit of rough contact and manhandling (very minor) • not as dark as it seems at first I promise • handcuffs obviously •
Author’s Note: This was my first time doing one of these and it totally ran away with me… 🙈 but I really enjoyed writing it and I can’t wait to tackle the next ones. I actually received two anon asks with this same request, so - to whoever you lovelies are, I hope you like it.

“You always did look good in red.”
Your fingers froze for a fraction of a second on the final button of your shirt.
You knew that voice. For years it filled you with warmth…
Now there was only dread.
“And here I thought saintly policemen preferred nice girls in white,” you drawled coolly, in stark contrast to the chaos his proximity had unleashed within you.
Your eyes did not seek him out, but every other sense stretched toward him with painful intensity.
“I should,” he shot back sharply, not bothering to hide the bitterness in his voice, “I should want someone else.”
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▨ PARK JIMIN HAS SEEN MY GRANNY PANTIES ▨

Genre: Fluffy Comedy ▨ Teachers AU
Word Count: 1116
Pairing: Jimin x Reader
Warnings: Reader falls down the stairs. Fall does not kill her, but she may die of embarrassment.
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“Are - are you crying?”
You gaped inelegantly at your would-be rescuer.
“…Is that really the question you’re asking?”
Jimin flushed. His gaze dropped.
“No - I - of course not. I just didn’t expect- I heard a scream-”
“Mr. Park-”
“Yes?”
He blinked earnestly at you.
You briefly forgot what you were trying to ask.
“Um…please help?”
He nodded and drew closer.
“Can you move?”
Sharp streaks of pain spiraled viciously over your limbs.
“No,” you wheezed tightly (seething with equal parts embarrassment and agony). “I think I might have broken something-”
The next words burned in your throat, but they had to be said.
“You …may need to carry me.”
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ceo!yoongi - baby makes three

→ pairing: min yoongi x reader
→ genre: ceo!au, the fluffiest fluff, bitch you is PREGNANT, yoongi squeals in this, jimin is ur supportive bff as per usual
→ wordcount: 3.5k
→ notes: well folks, we made it..,,.,. you guys like ceo!yoongi so much that we’ve come to the point where he starts a damn family with y/n.,,.. writing this gave me intense baby fever so i hope it does that to u too <33333 also there is definitely going to be a part two of this drabble where i’ll be writing like week by week of the pregnancy so keep an eye out for that
if you have no idea whO ceo!yoongi is go ahead and read the fic that started it allllllllll anyways i hope you guys like this one! feel free to flood the friCK out of my inbox i love dat shit
if u wanna ask yoongs or y/n anything u know what to do ;-)
(gif isn’t mine!)
(((and the read more function iS there but most of the time it doesn’t work on mobile :// i am sorry don’t attack me by sending passive-aggressive anon messages)))
oh god
it’s happening again
you furrow your brows in discomfort and press the back of your hand to your mouth while the other hand clutches your stomach
immediately you drop to your knees and fumble with the toilet lid to get it up and
bLEruGHHUhuHGhuHuhGUhguh
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TGM bonus content #4
HELLO it hath been a while since i’ve given you some crackheadery so please enjoy something i whipped up on my study break
if you aren’t caught up on tgm you may wanna do that first but this doesn’t contain any direct spoilers from the series

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