Jeff: Youre Living, You Occupy Space, And You Have Mass. You Know What That Means?

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I needed to hear this...

Jeff: You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means?

Jeff: You matter, babe.

Creepypasta incorrect quotes

Jeff: Have you ever liked someone, but you were too afraid to tell them?

Y/N: Of course! 

Jeff and Y/N:  silence

BEN: *face palms* JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

Jeff and Y/N: *blush furiously*

Y/N: Hey BEN? What are you doing?

BEN: Writing a fanfic

Y/N: About what?

BEN: You and Jeff

Y/N: W-what? W-why?

BEN: Jeff asked me to. I'm being paid.

Jeff: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS IDIOT!

Y/N: *does something stupid*

Jeff: ... why are you like this?

Y/N: Aww, come on! You know you love me!

Jeff: ... where did you get that idea? *jokingly*

Y/N: *sniffles*

Jeff : !!!!!

Jeff: WAIT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE YOU!

*Y/N yelling at Jeff and BEN after they fucked up*

Y/N: Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you!

Jeff and BEN: *sweatdrops*

Jeff and BEN:  *looks at each other* this is your fault.

Pasta girls sleepover

Jane: Okay, Y/N, you're up!

Y/N:  All right. Never have I ever kissed someone.

Jeff: *bursts through wall* 

Jeff: I can change that!

Liu: Did you just fall?

Jeff: No. I attacked the floor.

Lui: Backwards? 

Jeff: I'm fucking talented! 

Okay, I think it is obvious that I'm a big fan of Jeff.😅😘

LMK Incorrect Quotes #2

Yuyue: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE!?!?

Macaque, looking at Yuyue: Uh, brown hair, sassy, very smart-

Yuyue: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!!

Macaque: oh, (Looks at wound) red.

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Macaque: I prevented a murder a today.

Yuyue: Really? How'd you do that?

Macaque: Self control

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Wukong: If Macaque and I were drowning, who would you save?

Yuyue: You two can't swim?

Macaque: It's a hypothetical question, Yuyue! Who would you save?

Yuyue: I'm uncomfortable with this.

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Macaque: Hey, did you know as a kid, I accidentally ate paper?

Yuyue: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Wukong: I ate it too-

Yuyue: See?

Wukong: -on purpose...

Macaque & Yuyue: ...What?

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Yuyue: I hardly slept last night.

Mei: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Probably someone who loves you.

Yuyue: Well, who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?

Macaque: [panics]

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Wukong: Why are your tongues purple?

Yuyue: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Macaque: I had a red one.

Wukong: oh

Wukong:

Wukong: OH :O

MK:

MK: You drank each other's slushies?

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Wukong: Why don't you go talk to her? (Points at Yuyue)

Macaque, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Wukong: What? So, you go tell her she's cute, what's the worst that could happen?

Macaque: She could hear me.

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Glad you guys are liking my work so far, I'm planning on making my first ever LMK fanfiction with my new OC, but when I'm not doing that, be sure to expect stuff like this. I love all of you!!! <3

Im trying to prove a point to my mum

Repost if school has caused:

Anxiety Depression Suicidal thoughts Social anxiety Eating disorders Self harm Stress

I've been getting a SHIT-LOAD of porn bot followers for the past week now, it's disappointing. I block them and they keep coming. Will fake promiscuous women STOP spamming me on my blog?! I don't need that bull shit here.

Also, a shout-out to my current followers, thank you for your support, I greatly appreciate it.❤

WHY DOES THIS FEEL LIKE ME?!?!?!😫

Hii! I have a request, Rengoku x Reader, modern!au where the reader has a personality very close to Tokito Muichirou, so basically the opposite of Kyoujurou

this,,, this became crack LMAO hope you enjoy anon! 

Modern Au! Kyoujurou x polar opposite!s/o 

No one knows how the FUCK you two function together

Ok but also youre aizawa and kyoujurou is present mic LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Youll do everything so nonchalantly ex. You wear his flame patterned hoodie a lot after you wake up and he yells at how good you look 

He literally tokyo drifts to work and youre in the passenger seat like i guess we’re gonna die 

Kyoujurou’s class is a calvary battle and you have nap time in class 

So everyone loves to be in both your classes bc yeah lets hit people with yard sticks but lets also cack out under the desks 

Kyoujurou makes bentos for the two of you and you also have to silently clean his face for him when he’s done

Basically hes an energetic child and youre a tired parent

But when youre especially tired you kinda just sink back into his chest and recharge (he gives the best hugs) 

Sometimes YOURE the child lmao like he has to bring you your work clothes and remind you to change before you teach your first class