WHY DOES THIS FEEL LIKE ME?!?!?!

WHY DOES THIS FEEL LIKE ME?!?!?!😫

Hii! I have a request, Rengoku x Reader, modern!au where the reader has a personality very close to Tokito Muichirou, so basically the opposite of Kyoujurou

this,,, this became crack LMAO hope you enjoy anon! 

Modern Au! Kyoujurou x polar opposite!s/o 

No one knows how the FUCK you two function together

Ok but also youre aizawa and kyoujurou is present mic LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Youll do everything so nonchalantly ex. You wear his flame patterned hoodie a lot after you wake up and he yells at how good you look 

He literally tokyo drifts to work and youre in the passenger seat like i guess we’re gonna die 

Kyoujurou’s class is a calvary battle and you have nap time in class 

So everyone loves to be in both your classes bc yeah lets hit people with yard sticks but lets also cack out under the desks 

Kyoujurou makes bentos for the two of you and you also have to silently clean his face for him when he’s done

Basically hes an energetic child and youre a tired parent

But when youre especially tired you kinda just sink back into his chest and recharge (he gives the best hugs) 

Sometimes YOURE the child lmao like he has to bring you your work clothes and remind you to change before you teach your first class

WORDS FOR KILLING DIFFERENT PEOPLE

If you are into crime documentaries and such, you might find this interesting. If this topic makes you uncomfortable, please ignore this and move on. :)

Amicide: Murder of a friend

Episcopicide: Killing of bishops

Filicide: Killing of one's own child

Fraticide: Killing one's brother

Gynaecide: Killing of women

Mariticide: Killing or killer of one's husband

Neonaticide: Killing or killer of a newborn infant

Parenticide: Killing or killer of one's parents

Parricide: Killing of parents

(With the last 2,

one is killing your parents or someone killing your parents, the other is killing parents, in general. Just thought I'd clear that up)

6 Extremely Well-Mannered Insults!

I found these hilarious, might use them :p

May the chocolate chips in your cookies turn out to be raisins.

May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.

May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so that you have to get up and close it.

May your article load that extra little bit as you're about to click a link so you click an ad instead.

May both sides of your pillow be warm.

May you forever feel your phone vibrate in your pocket.

Madame Night Melancholy

Hey!👋

Wanted to let my followers know that I have changed my Wattpad username to PyreEmo. The old name got boring. I'm also going to do an update for my followers on Quotev, as well.

Hope everyone is great and drinking plenty of water!❤