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Not me crying a lil bit over how a week or so ago, Ranboo said “If I were to tell someone about the [Dream] Voice, that person would have to be the one I trust the most. And I’m too scared to trust anyone like that.”
But then today, after Techno defended him from Bad multiple times, hearing Techno say that he cares about Ranboo’s wellbeing, and hearing that Techno also hears (many, many) voices, Ranboo very timidly decided to tell Techno his deepest secret about hearing Dream’s Voice. Meaning that Techno is the person Ranboo trusts the most.
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Cryptid Crew of the Powers SMP
Ranboo Quotes™ from the cake high stream
“‘It’s past your bedtime.’ It’s past the time where I asked.”
“If I get fortune again, I’m going to start a war.”
“Thank you Ashy Cat! Oh god, someone should take that cat out of the fire, if it’s that ashy.”
“You stayed up just for this? Well, I am very sorry.”
“'Go to sleep.’ Okay, bye guys, ending the stream.”
“I am reverse funny.”
“Rust is just a car disease, think about it.”
“'You’re being weird.’ You’re being unmodded.”
“'Someone spiked the cake.’ Yeah, they put a knife in it, and then I got stabbed.”
“I’m going to make my stream notification more and more violent. One day, it’s just going to say, ‘Run.’”
“'What are you on?’ My chair.”
“Someone in chat just put, ‘Sorry Ran Boo, but you’re not funny.’ I am aware.”
“You guys can’t see it ‘cause I don’t have a face cam, but I just hit a whip.”
*someone tells him to lie down* *proceeds to fully recline in his chair*
“Watch this.” *misses water jump* “What a god.”
“Be always in fear of me. You should always be afraid of me, at all times.”
“Whenever I see that someone lost sleep because of my streams, I fist bump myself.”
“'How’d you introduce your parents to streaming?’ My parents do not stream.”
*talking about volleyball* “I got hit in the face a lot. For some reason, my face was like a ball magnet, so it was just consistent ball-to-face contact.”
“Colorblind arc? No, I’ll be able to see more colors. How about colorful arc? I’ll invent colors, like schlorple. That’s a color I just invented.”
“I don’t know anything about shrimp, I’m a Minecraft streamer.”
“I have a mirror right here, I can actually do a face reveal to myself.” *screams upon seeing his own face*
“A 20-car pileup has started because of a RanbooLive stream. RanbooLive has now been sued for $1,300 in vehicle damage.”
“'You’re giving me simultaneous Nyquil and Dayquil vibes.’ I AM THE QUIL!”
“'Please clean out your inventory.’ Please clean out your desk, you’re fired.”
“Bo Burnham. I love Bo Burnham… this is a terrible stream.”
“I’m not on the top of Twitch. There’s no way I’m the most viewed person on the entire site.” *checks* *bursts out laughing*
“Corpse? That is not Corpse. It’s me, Ranboo, the entire time! You have been Ramboozled.”
“'Bad joke?’ Bad comment, get out of my chat!”
*completely unprompted* “Philza Minecraft. Philza Minecraft is fantastic.”
“'You’re going to hurt yourself by being this energetic.’ I’m going to hurt myself by flying out of my chair.”
“'Do you have any songs that you associate with your character?’ Just three hours of screaming.”
“I wanna start buying a lot of engagement rings and wearing them so that everyones thinks I’m married to a lot of people when actually I’m just really alone.”
“'Stairs.’ Oh thank god, otherwise I would’ve had no idea! If that sign weren’t there, how else would I know there were stairs?” *breaks sign* “Oh god, 45-degree floors?! What are these?!”
*screams* “I am completely okay.”
“I’m having what they call a ‘beginning of life crisis.’ I’m just having a crisis.”
*attacking a Piglin* “Why are you attacking me, my kind sir?! Have at thee! Begone!”
“You’re making me blush with the Lightning McQueen bed.”
“'Can I have your hand in marriage?’ No, I’d prefer to have my hand attached to my body, actually.”
“I give this server a gift by being on this server because I am a gift.”
“Apparently I can do a really good Sonic the Hedgehog voice. And that is all I’m going to say on the matter.”
“Ha HA, I love making my chat upset- No, I’m kidding, please stay.”
“Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. Today we’re going to be talking about different types of beans. There’re baked beans, mashed beans, potato beans. There’s so many types of beans.”
“I’m so good at segways. I’m like a mall cop.”
“I wanna become a Sonic voice actor when I grow up.”
*upbeat, Sonic voice* “No matter how fast I run, I just can’t escape my problems!” “Everyday, I live in constant turmoil of my past mistakes!” “I’ve seen my friends die multiple times!”
“I do my character lore in Sonic the Hedgehog voice.” *Sonic voice* “I forgot!” “That’s exactly what you weren’t supposed to say Fundy, you coward!”
“Dream has no house, but he lives in my mind rent-free!”
“'Can you please stream forever?’ I got you, infinity stream, let’s gooo!”
“Techno versus Dream who? It’s Ranboo versus Magma Slime!”
“I’m going to die tonight, but it will be worth it because *jellybeans!*”
cracked at the craft (affectionate)
[ID: a picture of awesamdude, mask off, smiling broadly. he has light brown hair dyed green, a green turtleneck, and gold armor. the background is light green with a yellow circle, and there are sparkles and stars surrounding him. end ID.]
I just wanna draw them looking like badass maniacs, that’s all
Also sbi rust is pogchamp ✨
is this what the kids call vindication?
the pure catharsis i felt when tommy said this>>>>>
Nothing says a good brotherly bonding experience like making propaganda to scam people into joining your cult :)
sbi rust designs! more to come haha
Ponk in his car when he sees this untouched and newly built church:
yoooo I just watched Wilbur's newest vod of the sbi rust server, and I'm so excited. There's just so much LORE POTENTIAL. (plus more of Tommy and Wilbur being brothers pog)
Like??? Dome church? Vs the cannibals? YES. My favorite parts include:
-Kanye West ramming his car into the dome church
-The lovely background music provided by Ty
-The fact wilbur gave everyone nicknames(The Messiah, Puck, Sofa, Pebble, Smoke, Lake Boy)
-Wilbur going "I wanna try :D" and shooting WeirdFish in the head and everyone just goes "oh no wilbur go back to the church, we'll take care of this"
Also I haven't seen anyone talking about this, but when everyone was in the staircase of the church and wilbur started freaking out and saying he was claustrophobic and started swinging his knife? Potential angsty back story, anyone 👀??
yoooo I just watched Wilbur's newest vod of the sbi rust server, and I'm so excited. There's just so much LORE POTENTIAL. (plus more of Tommy and Wilbur being brothers pog)
Like??? Dome church? Vs the cannibals? YES. My favorite parts include:
-Kanye West ramming his car into the dome church
-The lovely background music provided by Ty
-The fact wilbur gave everyone nicknames(The Messiah, Puck, Sofa, Pebble, Smoke, Lake Boy)
-Wilbur going "I wanna try :D" and shooting WeirdFish in the head and everyone just goes "oh no wilbur go back to the church, we'll take care of this"
Also I haven't seen anyone talking about this, but when everyone was in the staircase of the church and wilbur started freaking out and saying he was claustrophobic and started swinging his knife? Potential angsty back story, anyone 👀??
Okay so i'd just like to put some quotes from Wilbur's 15/01/2021 stream. Becsuse some of them are straight up gold.
Disclaimer: not all of them will be exactly precise cause it was like 3 am
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"A 16 YEAR OLD BOY GATHERED 29 000 ROCKS FOR ME"
"a-are there laws here?"
"ANOTHER BOY HAS GATHERED WOOD FOR THE ROOF AND IS GETTING ME A SIGN"
*quieter* "are there laws here?"
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"IMMA CALL YOU PUCK"
"p-please don't call me puck"
"WELCOME PUCK"
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stuck on the stairs in the church
"*people screaming at each other to go the other way that they are going*"
"FIRST WE GO DOWN"
still stuck
"I AM CLAUSTROPHOBIC"
pulls out a knife
"IM GONNA START SWINGING"
2 seconds later
"I WARNED YA" starts swingin
5 seconds later
"THE DOME WILL PROTECT YOU"
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"sorry don't mind the bones"
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"CHOMMY, WE CALL HIM CHOMMY"
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"why is he asleep on the floor there's a bed right there?"
"HE'S WHAT WE CALL AN IDIOT"
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"BY INFINITE I MEAN 10, AND I'M MAKING THEM NOW"
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"I also think we forgot about Pebble"
absolutely no inflection "OH SHIT WHERE IS HE"
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"I WANNA MAKE A PIANO BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW. I WANT YOU TO LOOK INTO OLD SCRIPTS THEY CALL GOOGLE"
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"THIS A SEXY RELGION"
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*autotune hymn like history of THE D O M E*
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"I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS IN MY CHURCH LIFE BUT WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH SOFAS"
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"why don't you have pants on?"
"i can't afFORD SOME WHY ARE YOU JUDGIN ME?!!!"
sigh "i can make you some"
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moving sofas around
"why is there human meat on the floor?"
everyone continues to move the sofas around
"okay so we're just gonna ignore that okay"
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IT WAS VERY FUN AND I MOST LIKELY MISSED SOME AMAZING ONES BUT THESE ARE THE ONES I WROTE DOWN. PLEASE COME WATCH THE STREAMS ITS SO MUCH FUN
WOOOO DOME CHURCH!!!
May the Dome Be With You.
pebble - Quig
Lake Boy - MiloMumbles
Smoke - CPK/Seapeekay
Wilbur - WilburSoot
Sofa - Sophietexas
The Messiah - Iamty
//eye strain
Hey girl, wanna join my dome cult?
tommy really just collected 29,000 stone then proceeded to pass out on the floor
i saw this on twitter and I can’t stop laughing lmao someone remind me to change my pfp to this after new year
betrayal (part 222, electric boogaloo)
(here, have something short and shitty for the tumblr)
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Tommy is shaken awake by two rough hands. He recognizes the feeling, they’re the same hands that have both knocked him down and given him awkward, semi-encouraging shoulder pats.
“Go ‘way, Techno” he mumbles into his pillow.
“Wake up, Tommy,” the Blade’s voice sounds weird, a few shades off his normal deadpan.
“Fuck off.”
A growl, “Tommy.” Swiftly, his blankets are ripped away, exposing him to the biting chill of the basement. Tommy tumbles to the ground with the blankets, landing in a heap at Techno’s feet.
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