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Okay so i'd just like to put some quotes from Wilbur's 15/01/2021 stream. Becsuse some of them are straight up gold.
Disclaimer: not all of them will be exactly precise cause it was like 3 am
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"A 16 YEAR OLD BOY GATHERED 29 000 ROCKS FOR ME"
"a-are there laws here?"
"ANOTHER BOY HAS GATHERED WOOD FOR THE ROOF AND IS GETTING ME A SIGN"
*quieter* "are there laws here?"
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"IMMA CALL YOU PUCK"
"p-please don't call me puck"
"WELCOME PUCK"
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stuck on the stairs in the church
"*people screaming at each other to go the other way that they are going*"
"FIRST WE GO DOWN"
still stuck
"I AM CLAUSTROPHOBIC"
pulls out a knife
"IM GONNA START SWINGING"
2 seconds later
"I WARNED YA" starts swingin
5 seconds later
"THE DOME WILL PROTECT YOU"
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"sorry don't mind the bones"
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"CHOMMY, WE CALL HIM CHOMMY"
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"why is he asleep on the floor there's a bed right there?"
"HE'S WHAT WE CALL AN IDIOT"
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"BY INFINITE I MEAN 10, AND I'M MAKING THEM NOW"
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"I also think we forgot about Pebble"
absolutely no inflection "OH SHIT WHERE IS HE"
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"I WANNA MAKE A PIANO BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW. I WANT YOU TO LOOK INTO OLD SCRIPTS THEY CALL GOOGLE"
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"THIS A SEXY RELGION"
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*autotune hymn like history of THE D O M E*
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"I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS IN MY CHURCH LIFE BUT WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH SOFAS"
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"why don't you have pants on?"
"i can't afFORD SOME WHY ARE YOU JUDGIN ME?!!!"
sigh "i can make you some"
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moving sofas around
"why is there human meat on the floor?"
everyone continues to move the sofas around
"okay so we're just gonna ignore that okay"
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IT WAS VERY FUN AND I MOST LIKELY MISSED SOME AMAZING ONES BUT THESE ARE THE ONES I WROTE DOWN. PLEASE COME WATCH THE STREAMS ITS SO MUCH FUN
yoooo I just watched Wilbur's newest vod of the sbi rust server, and I'm so excited. There's just so much LORE POTENTIAL. (plus more of Tommy and Wilbur being brothers pog)
Like??? Dome church? Vs the cannibals? YES. My favorite parts include:
-Kanye West ramming his car into the dome church
-The lovely background music provided by Ty
-The fact wilbur gave everyone nicknames(The Messiah, Puck, Sofa, Pebble, Smoke, Lake Boy)
-Wilbur going "I wanna try :D" and shooting WeirdFish in the head and everyone just goes "oh no wilbur go back to the church, we'll take care of this"
Also I haven't seen anyone talking about this, but when everyone was in the staircase of the church and wilbur started freaking out and saying he was claustrophobic and started swinging his knife? Potential angsty back story, anyone 👀??
watching grizzly's anime dub video with the council, milo, and schlatt and getting JUMPSCARED because why did charlie's british accent gibberish just dissolve into exandroth voice
///total monster kill ep 2 spoilers
they canonised their team name as team sigma. this is where i'm cancelling my patreon subscription /j
/// jrwi total monster kill ep 4 spoilers
also i hope milo comes back to jrwi at any point because her voice acting? the absolute gutteral scream when lucia yelled for jin as everett impaled him? i felt that in my chest man
milomumbles in wonderlust AND condi's upcoming campaign??? WINNN