Micheal: *pitches An Idea*

Micheal: *pitches an idea*

Pike, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Saru, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

Georgiou: I failed my safety training course today.

Pike: Why, what happened?

Georgiou: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Pike: And?

Georgiou: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Adira: Okay, so.

Adira: [points at Georgiou] Gaslight

Adira: [points at Jett] Gatekeep

Adira: [points at Micheal] Girlboss

Hugh: I think I got it

Hugh: [points at paul] Medical Malpractice Malewife!

They looked like husbands.

Tim has to go to work, menwhile Hawk is in his day off.

I miss them.

Detmer: You've all heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for-

Detmer: *placing a pot on Pauls's head* A thot in a pot

Paul:

Paul: *getting up from his seat* Get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where you're gonna find your body, you little fu-

*on leave*

Grey: Paul, where are you?

Paul: On my way home from the store, why?

Grey: You took me to the store with you.

Paul:

Paul: Shit.