Another Shitty Post

Another Shitty post

Basically Captain Pike had a bit too much coffee and has been awake for about 82 hours 😬

Adira: Okay, so.

Adira: [points at Georgiou] Gaslight

Adira: [points at Jett] Gatekeep

Adira: [points at Micheal] Girlboss

Hugh: I think I got it

Hugh: [points at paul] Medical Malpractice Malewife!

Paul: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Hugh: I have a list. It’s alphabetized.

Spock: Yum, thanks

Giorgio, trying to duct tape his mouth: What the fuck stop eating it

Captain Pike, to himself: I don’t think I can snap, crackle, pop my way out of this one

Star Trek Discovery characters as shit my teachers have said to me during exam prep

(If you can correctly guess the subjects of the teachers you win...something)

Georgiou: "I think for excellence you need more slurs"

Micheal: "I want to see the light leave your eyes"

Saru: "Listen, if you're going to invade rome, do it next period."

Pike: "You'd better start writing with that pen or I'll stick it where the sun don't shine-"

Paul: "Yeah, children are STDs. But do you know what else are? Werewolves."