@transgodstiel's Post Put Me In A Headlock Until I Drew This Lmao

@transgodstiel's post put me in a headlock until i drew this lmao

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Shoulders up of Cas and Dean, Dean's back mostly turned toward the viewer. Cas places a hand on Dean's shoulder and leans in to casually kiss him, much to Dean's shock. 2. Repeat. Dean, flushed and wide-eyed, pushes Cas gently back by the shoulder and stares at him, stammering, "Woah! Cas, uh, what-?" Cas stands there staring into space as if shocked by his own actions, face turning as red as Dean's as he frantically thinks. 3. Repeat. Cas looks away, flustered, and holds up two fingers between them. A glowing blue orb forms behind his hand with a 'zap!' and Dean's head snaps back, face blank. 4. Shoulders up of Castiel, hunched and ashamed and red-faced, glancing over as a frantic and perplexed Sam comes into frame on his other side. He fans out his massive hands and explains, "Cas, you can't just wipe someone's memory because you're embarrassed!" 5. Repeat. Castiel's expression turns irritated and he turns his eyes away from Sam, reaching over his shoulder with two fingers pointed toward him. A glowing blue orb forms behind his hand with a 'zap!' and Sam's head snaps back, face blank. /end ID

buck and tommy: absolutely failing at pretending they're not grilling christopher for information about each other

chris: double income no kids gay uncles speedrun let's gooo

Erica: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

Erica: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

La'an: Ow!

Una: What’s wrong?

La'an: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Spock: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Una: connect to your crew. Jim: I will. *years later* Jim, dating Spock: this is connecting.

"strange new worlds is a serious show"

meanwhile:

- the captain is doing a pirate impression and the first officer looks like she wants to cry

- the chief of security is wondering around in a princess dress with a very very small dog

- the pilot is exclusively replying to the science officer's descriptions with "kaboom"

- the captain is referred to as starfleet's boy scout in his file

- the first officer and chief of security are playing enterprise bingo, which mostly seems to be an excuse to shoot each other with phasers

- the nurse is describing things as giving birth from your mouth to coerce difficult patients into medical treatment

- the captain is using soup to ignite mutiny

- the science officer is bodyswapped with his girlfriend and is using it to punch people he doesn't normally get to punch

- the doctor is treating an alarming amount of arrow wounds for a starship with no arrows

- the cadet is always right and yknow what she's rocking it

- the chief of security is recreationally making ensigns cry

- the first officer is very jealous because only one of them is allowed to make ensigns cry at a time

- the chief engineer is very violently befriending the cadet. it is somehow working

- the captain is cooking, all the time, for the whole crew. nobody has informed him that he is supposed to be captaining this crew, not parenting it, and they do not plan to